Have You Ever Been Doing Your Homework Then You Fall Out Of Your Chair And Accidentally Fuck You Sister's

Have you ever been doing your homework then you fall out of your chair and accidentally fuck you sister's dad?

That's what it's like to drive a Ford F-150

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3 years ago

Okay, I'm sure many of us can agree that Deku is just generally adorable. But am I the only one who thinks that school uniform-Deku with a scarf is mega adorable?

Okay, I'm Sure Many Of Us Can Agree That Deku Is Just Generally Adorable. But Am I The Only One Who Thinks

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2 years ago

I just saw this and it couldn't be more accurate

I Just Saw This And It Couldn't Be More Accurate

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3 years ago

January 1st,

Happy New Year and happy birthday to Principal Nezu of UA High.

January 1st,

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3 years ago

This is just my personal opinion but I've found that, to me, there are far more attractive male anime characters than female ones.


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2 years ago

Real quick, if Johnny Depp doesn't appear in the new POTC films, I hope they fail spectacularly. Fuck you, Disney!


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2 years ago

What are your top 5 favorite animes and then top 5 favorite anime characters (the characters don't have to be from one of the animes in your top 5 list)? I'll go first:

Animes:

5. Death Note

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4. Yuri!!! On Ice

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3. Attack on Titan

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2. My Hero Academia

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1. Bungo Stray Dogs

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Characters (these are probably going in order of my top 5 hottest):

5. Chuuya Nakahara

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4. Levi Ackerman

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3. Isaac Foster

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2. Victor Nikiforov

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1. Osamu Dazai

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3 years ago

Please see this. Feel free to copy some of these down.

The past hurts. You can either run from it, or learn from it.

He who fears that he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

Why should I apologize for who I am? No one ever apologized for making me this way.

Find worth in yourself before finding it in others.

Why do we close our eyes when we cry, kiss, pray, or dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart.

Do not speak badly of yourself, for the warrior within will hear those words and be lessened by them.

Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade.

It takes strength to fight, but it takes a man to cry when the battle is over.

A sword wields no strength unless the hands that hold it have courage.

The most painful thing isn't a cut or a broken bone, the most painful thing is having the people you make memories with slowly become memories.

A man doesn't cry because he is weak, he cried because he has been strong for far too long.

Win in silence. Remember, a lion does not roar after a kill.

Be strong, for when life gets you down, the weak say "why me" but the strong say "try me".

The difference between a master and a novice is the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some appear to be wise until you hear them speak.

Be patient. Even the sun needs time to shine at it's brightest.

Stress doesn't solve the problems of tomorrow, it only takes away the peace of today away.

It matters not what you were born as, it matters what you grow to be.

You will not be punished for your anger, you'll only be punished by your anger.

It is not bad to hit rock bottom, because the only way left to go is up.

If a wise man does not like the life he has, he creates the life he wants.

Slow down, life is to be savored.

Life is not measured by how many breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years.

The saddest thing is not someone changing, it's remembering who they used to be.

Don't cry that you are getting old, feel glad that you are not old yet.

A girl breaking your heart is like her throwing a rock into the ocean, she never knows how deep it goes.

Loving someone is like giving that person a loaded gun aimed at your heart and trusting them not to pull the trigger.

Blood writes a better story than the darkest ink.

It's better to have regret than to never have tried at all.

No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

If you can't fly, then run. If you can't run, then walk. If you can't walk, then crawl. But by all means, keep moving forward.

Your training isn't over when your body gives up, it's over when your mind gives up.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Blood makes you related, but loyalty....that is what makes you family.

He who waits patiently receives the biggest prize.

You cannot save a life, you can only delay death.

Every warrior eventually comes to realize that pain is inevitable but suffering is optional.

You never lose friends, you only learn who the real ones are.

I may have no honor, but you are a slave to it.

It's always "what's the dog doing", never "how's the dog doing".

Good memories are easy to identify because they are the one you remember so well.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it's called the present.

A world without pain is a world without love.

Don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened.

Love doesn't come from loving the perfect person, it comes by learning to love the imperfect person.

Love ends when the relationship ends, but true love lasts forever.

It is better to live a short life full of doing what you love, rather than a long life spent in a miserable way.

Life is hard but there is no easy way to escape your problems.

Don't cry because they are gone, be happy that they were here to make memories with.


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3 years ago

Fyodor 🥵

Fyodor 🥵

Thats all I'll say


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3 years ago

I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion but so far, Gabi Braun is my least favorite character in Attack on Titan.


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3 years ago

Well then, I guess I'm a member of the Armed Detective Agency

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Was geht, name's Razer | gay | anime | вкусно | dankeschön | Green Lantern the Animated Series | lots of other movies/shows | Port Mafia exec | red lantern | total geek | I paused my anime for this stuff | Osamu Dazai is the most attractive anime characters and you can't tell me otherwise

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