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I know I keep obsessing over the gay manga that I've read twice now, but I don't really care. Atsuto has a great bod, imo

Lord have mercy on my soul. I want this guy to rock my world 🤤.

December 27th,

Happy birthday to Ochako Uraraka of class 1-A at UA High.

Здравствуйте, Tumblr. Been a long time since I've posted here. Okay, sit down, stand up, or lay down and listen to this weird ass dream I had last night.

Okay, so first off, FYI, apparently, we usually dream multiple times a night (one number I saw said like 4-6 times), but we forget most of them. This is just the main part of a dream I remember.

So I was with Zack Foster (from Angels of Death) for some reason, and I asked him to kill me. We found a Mauser Pistol, and he pulled the trigger point blank at the back of my head, but the bullets were loaded the wrong way, and it wouldn't fire. I forget a lot of what else happened and why he wouldn't finish the job, but then I woke up, angry that it was just a dream. I wish it was real and that he finished the job. Now I hafta go to school.

Okay, so thinking back on it, you'd think this would fall under "nightmare" or "horrible dream," but no. To my surprise, all I can think after remembering it is, "Damn, I actually kinda want somebody to shoot me in the back of the head, point blank."

February 3rd,

Happy birthday to Thirteen.

January 19th,

I posted about this on TikTok yesterday (the 18th) but somehow forgot to post this on Tumblr. Belated happy birthday to Dabi of the League of Villains.

Hot take: Presidential debates are stupid and only exist to give the internet clippable moments from candidates.

"Who won the debate?"

No one. No one won. The person who did the best was the one who people are sharing a clip of around the internet. They're a joke.

December 23rd,

Happy birthday to Kojiro Bondo of class 1-B at UA High.

I ain't finna lie, Chuuya Nakahara is, in my opinion, one of the hottest characters in Bungo Stray Dogs.

That last picture is so cute, don't even try to deny it.

A'ight, not to be weird or anything but I would totally let Embo throat fuck me. Like, holy damn he's hot asf. Probably packin, too.

gorosaurusrex requested: Embo + Orange

Is this relatable for anyone else?