I'm Married To Katsuki Bakugo....😳

Question of the day. Y'all gotta listen up real good.

So you're driving down the road on your roof in your bedroom on July 32nd at around 9:30 pm in the morning on Christmas eve and your favorite color is doorknob but you forgot your car keys because your ankles grew ears and your pet snake broke its legs. If the square root of 69 is purple and you got frostbite cuz the moon was too hot, how many numbers of the alphabet is triangle? True or false?

Put your answers in the asks.

Being gay is not a choice. Is that an unpopular opinion? Possibly. What do you guys think?

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Not really sure what this means so I'll give you a dose of Dazai instead

Seriously, though, may I ask what it means?

What are your top 5 favorite animes and then top 5 favorite anime characters (the characters don't have to be from one of the animes in your top 5 list)? I'll go first:

Animes:

5. Death Note

4. Yuri!!! On Ice

3. Attack on Titan

2. My Hero Academia

1. Bungo Stray Dogs

Characters (these are probably going in order of my top 5 hottest):

5. Chuuya Nakahara

4. Levi Ackerman

3. Isaac Foster

2. Victor Nikiforov

1. Osamu Dazai

Reblog if you're a person who can find something to complain about for pretty much anything.

YouTube

Anime intros + piano

Just a little playlist I made. I quite enjoy it.

Not me about to rewatch Death Note for the third time after finishing rewatching it, like, a few days ago.

Damn it, I really want a working Death Note. I have a prop one–

–but can't help but fantasize over having a real one.

Picture this, Leena Jay, Thatveganteacher, and Cameron Herrin all gone in under a minute. Not to mention a bunch of other criminals. Now, I know I'm sounding just like Light Yagami but unlike him, I wouldn't write fucking fifty names down per day or however many he was writing down each day in the beginning. Shit, it's more likely that the most I'll ever use it is every other day. At MOST. And even then, any day I use it (again, probably not often) I'll only write, like, a few names. Oh and yes, I would make the Shinigami eye deal. "But Razer, that cuts your remaining lifespan in half".

😐.....Do I look like I give a fuck?

I don't give any fucks. I see it only as a win for me. First of all, any criminal that I see, I'll be able to know his/her name. A Win. Second, ion care if my remaining life is cut in half. Life is overrated, it sucks for so many people and I'm sure I'd end up being one of those people. And unlike Light, I'm not trying to be the "God of the new world". No, no, I'd really only use it if I get real pissed at a criminal or at someone who is making other people hate themselves or any terrible person.

Really the only downside I see to this is having a Shinigami hanging around me 24/7. That'd just annoy me cuz I wouldn't be able to do most of the stuff I do now, like getting horny by looking at anime characters.

"Oh but if you use the Death Note you can't get into Heaven or Hell". Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't you think I know that? I don't have a problem with that. I mean, if that rule wasn't there and I could go to Heaven or Hell, I'd be going straight to hell, seeing as how I wrote people's names down in a supernatural notebook with the intent to kill them. Anyway, apparently you go to this place called "MU" which is "nothingness". Kay, I'd take that over Hell any day of the week.

This sorta relates to my last post.

Why is this man so fucking beautiful???

I believe there is a word for people like him (and Dazai, Atsushi, Ranpo, Chuuya, and most other BSD men) in Japanese: イケメン (handsome/beautiful man).

Haven't posted in a while. Sup?

I saw a couple of TT/Twitter posts recently so I wanted to address a small issue. Just making a little reminder: shipping 2 characters and then putting "#canon" or "person x person canon" afterward doesn't suddenly make it canon. Same with saying "They have to be in love, just look at them" or "He has to be in love with him, just look at that". Like, no. Ship who you want (unless it's perverted, b/c that shit's just weird) but keep in mind that just b/c you say/want it to be canon, doesn't make it canon.

Rewatching AoT and just finished S4 Ep 8: Assassin's Bullet. Gabi Braun can go straight to hell. Like, directly to hell.