Not me about to rewatch Death Note for the third time after finishing rewatching it, like, a few days ago.
Damn it, I really want a working Death Note. I have a prop oneβ
βbut can't help but fantasize over having a real one.
Picture this, Leena Jay, Thatveganteacher, and Cameron Herrin all gone in under a minute. Not to mention a bunch of other criminals. Now, I know I'm sounding just like Light Yagami but unlike him, I wouldn't write fucking fifty names down per day or however many he was writing down each day in the beginning. Shit, it's more likely that the most I'll ever use it is every other day. At MOST. And even then, any day I use it (again, probably not often) I'll only write, like, a few names. Oh and yes, I would make the Shinigami eye deal. "But Razer, that cuts your remaining lifespan in half".
π.....Do I look like I give a fuck?
I don't give any fucks. I see it only as a win for me. First of all, any criminal that I see, I'll be able to know his/her name. A Win. Second, ion care if my remaining life is cut in half. Life is overrated, it sucks for so many people and I'm sure I'd end up being one of those people. And unlike Light, I'm not trying to be the "God of the new world". No, no, I'd really only use it if I get real pissed at a criminal or at someone who is making other people hate themselves or any terrible person.
Really the only downside I see to this is having a Shinigami hanging around me 24/7. That'd just annoy me cuz I wouldn't be able to do most of the stuff I do now, like getting horny by looking at anime characters.
"Oh but if you use the Death Note you can't get into Heaven or Hell". Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't you think I know that? I don't have a problem with that. I mean, if that rule wasn't there and I could go to Heaven or Hell, I'd be going straight to hell, seeing as how I wrote people's names down in a supernatural notebook with the intent to kill them. Anyway, apparently you go to this place called "MU" which is "nothingness". Kay, I'd take that over Hell any day of the week.
Okay, I've been binging Bungo Stray Dogs and I just really want to kiss Dazai. Like, I really, really want to kiss his adorable, handsome face.
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December 26th,
God damn it, I missed Victor's birthday. It was yesterday, the 25th. Well, a belated happy birthday to Victor Nikiforov.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Me: Well, you see, it depends. Was the liquid just poured, or did someone drink from the glass/pour some out? If door #1, then it's half full. If door #2, then it's half empty.
Question of the day. Y'all gotta listen up real good.
So you're driving down the road on your roof in your bedroom on July 32nd at around 9:30 pm in the morning on Christmas eve and your favorite color is doorknob but you forgot your car keys because your ankles grew ears and your pet snake broke its legs. If the square root of 69 is purple and you got frostbite cuz the moon was too hot, how many numbers of the alphabet is triangle? True or false?
Put your answers in the asks.
Other people when they're sick: Ugh, this sucks, I hate this. I wouldn't wish this upon anyone.
Me when I'm sick: Fuck, God damn it! Ugh, I would wish this upon literally anyone else if it meant I wouldn't be sick right now.
Moral of the story: I'm an asshole and I don't wanna be sick.
Dgmw, it'd be so cute if he was, but. . . isn't he married to Okudera. . . Taki's female former coworker?
Not knocking the headcanon, though, as I will admit, that "I think he was kind of... cute yesterday," line with the blush was a lil bit sus, so I can see where the idea comes from. Hell, I myself thought he was until I looked him up a few days ago.
Tsukasa Fuji from Your Name is gay!!
Okay, I'm not a person who supports fandom shipping but if you still somehow think Yuri!!! On Ice is not gay and that Victor and Yuri aren't together, there's something wrong with you.
Plus, I know screenshots aren't really enough for some people (like me in a lot of cases) b/c shippers tend to take them out of context all the time to try to make it look like their ship is real, so if these aren't enough, Google it. Great anime, btw.
Damn, didn't mean to hit a nerve. Yes, I'm fully aware people are allowed to like whoever they want, and I support that. Like whoever you want. If it wasn't obvious already, this is mainly just a rant about Floch, as people have made about pretty much every other character.
I began with "I never understood why..." not "People like Floch and that's dumb..." I put it that way to say that 1) there are many Floch fans, 2) just like most other characters in and out of AoT, that's fine and to be expected, but that 3) I'll just never understand all the hype about him, as he seems like a character who's actions many people would dislike.
Hope that helps.
Imma be totally honest, I never understood why people liked Floch Forster. Like, there are a small handful of moments where I will root/cheer for Floch, but that's about it. The only consistent thing I like about him is his English dub VA, b/c he also voices Reki from Sk8 the Infinity.
"Oh, well he's a well-written character."
. . . how?
"Like, his character development is pretty good."
Oh yeah, right. He goes from an overconfident and then annoying jackass rookie in season 3 to an extreme nationalist jackass who imprisons or kills anyone who disagrees with him or does something he doesn't like in season 4. . . great character development.
Like, fr, as much as I dislike Gabi, I actually cheer every time I rewatch s4, and she shoots his ass and he falls into the water. . . which he ends up surviving, only for Mikasa to shoot her ODM gear into his neck. . . which I also cheer whenever I watch.
Screw Floch. Normally, I'd give hot male characters a break due to pretty privilege, but Floch isn't hot enough to catch a break from me.
My dad: *yelling at me about school stuff*
Me: *sitting there thinking about railing Levi Ackerman*π€€
β¬οΈ Captain Levi β¬οΈ
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