Waxed Lightly-weathered Cut Copper Dog

Reblog if you believe in the darkness of hell

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

The government's been trying to hide it, and the woke media doesn't want you to know this, but it really does say gullible on the ceiling. I'd know, because I did my own reaserch (googled it) and it came up with all these results about how it actually says gullible on the ceiling. SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Tumblr is if the game of mao was a website

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.

Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run

in the dominos pizza, Straight up "new yorkin it." and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pizzas

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

If I had to guess, it was probably the colon that got it denied. like, that's not a character you can get on a license plate i think. imagine how funny it would be if you were trying to record someone's plate number, and it's just a series of colons and semicolons. I would just quit driving if that happened to me.

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED