If You Voted For Trump, Block Me. You're A Horrible Fucking Person.

My blog is for things. Anyone have any?

Siivagunner plays with mp4's the same way tumblr plays with jpeg's and i'm right

Mom said it's my turn on the maid dress

rpg setting with multiple competing units of damage/resilience used in different regions. you gotta worry about the conversion between hp celsius and hp fahrenheit

Friendly reminder/lifehack

If you order pizza, (especially from dominos), do it on a day that isn't a weekend, and not around dinnertime. Picture the toy aisle full of buzz lightyears, where each buzz is saying "Friday night Pizza night!" If each of those buzz lightyears represent an average pizza order, (two pizzas + a random side item), the wait time will be measured in the hours, as opposed to ordering a pizza at 3pm on a tuesday, which will take significantly less time.

I see people often talking about how fast food workers deserve more respect, and should be seen as fellow humans, but people often forget that notion as soon as their food is on the line. As someone who used to work for dominos (and left on good terms with them), I have seen it way too often where people call to ask about their food, and why it's taking us so long, despite the fact that they ordered right in the busiest part of the week, which they see as our fault. (also, unless you ordered delivery, try to avoid calling to ask about your food, it just makes it take longer to get back to making it)

One last thing: dominos runs coupons often, usually with some pretty banger deals, but they often result in some pretty long wait times. If you place a timed order a few days after the coupon ends, you pay using the deal, but get the food on a less busy day.

What if instead of an election we held an erection

Reblog if you believe in the darkness of hell

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

Family guy

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway

Mao is the fight club of card games. I'm not explaining, because i can't.

The funny (terrifying) thing is this is 10000% going to happen

Buying a Switch 2 and the camera accessory to strip and touch myself for my friends while they play Mario Kart