Wearing A "women Want Me, Fish Fear Me" Hat While I Go Fishing To Ward Off Sirens, Who Classify As Both,

Someone get the lettuce ready

My dad has this on his christmas playlist, and it catches me off guard every time. It also doesnt help that he starts playing christmas music in august

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

Is that why my ice cream joker loses 5 chips each hand?

Remember, the only difference between a fed and FexEx is that when you kill a FedEx driver you get to take two prize cards instead of one.

Nyaaaaaaaa~ :3

Hwat in the ghoulish fuck

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

rpg setting with multiple competing units of damage/resilience used in different regions. you gotta worry about the conversion between hp celsius and hp fahrenheit

Is sharpie mtg a form of blackout poetry? It's definitely an art form, but to what extent?

Reblog if you believe in the darkness of hell

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

Like, the only good things to come out of tgis year's game awards was the gay muppets, and the keytar guy at the end playing the balatro theme in a way that made me feel things

After watching this year's game awards, i've come to the conclusion that i just spent ~4 hours watching ads for triple A games i don't care about, just to see a triple A game win game of the year