When People Piss Me Off I Like To Think To Myself ‘you Have No Bitches, You Have No Life, You’re

i want to be reincarnated as a goose to bite small children

only 10 minutes? i could go a whole 24 and more and let me tell you i’d be doing more than just surviving

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

if i die i want everyone i’ve ever met to act super suspicious when someone mentions my death so i end up on buzzfeed unsolved but it was just me poisoning myself

lmao imagine being touch starved *i say bawling my fucking eyes out after being called ‘Superstar’*

I’m feeling very arson-y right now

I’m going to start trying to post more but i might forget

reblogging to make this later

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then it send to the last ten people in your notifications (anonymously). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity. ♡

i like this ask a lot! (it’s also my first one! 🤯🤯🤯)

1. i enjoy playing with my cat she’s goofy

2. playing video games, mostly pixel horror games

3. reading, getting lost in a good story is the best feeling ever

4. making people laugh, making others happy is one of my favorite things

5. exercising, it’s a good and healthy way to relive stress

thank you for the ask and anyone reading this have a good day <3

!!PLEASE HELP OUT A BROKE NB JEWISH LESBIAN!!

alright, this is a pretty difficult post for me to make, but i'm swallowing my pride bc i am flat broke with no income and bills piling up. i'm job searching, but it's very hard when i'm trying to find a wfh job to minimize my covid exposure and my laptop recently died. between that (~450), rent (450), my car payment (200), and my credit card payment (100), i'm going to need about 1200 dollars to get thru this month. any little bit helps! if every single one of my followers donated a dollar or two, i'd be more than safe.

cash/app: $jcatgrl

ko/fi: pinejaytreasures

pay/pal: msg me

!!$0/$1200!!

actual conversation i had with my mom

mom: do you need any help wrapping your present?

me: yes every time i try to wrap a present-

mom: an angel gets its wings? :)

me: no, another person goes to hell

mom: >:O