Reblogging To Make This Later

reblogging to make this later

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

“i am going to commit arson, once i escape from these mortal chains, eeeeeeeeeee!” - Elmo

mentally, i am here

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commit arson cryptidcore bastardcore chaoscore arsoncore

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nicomochi9002

3 years ago

after all this time... I’m still a piece of shit

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weirdcore chaos gen z feral goblincore just kill me already gremlincore bastardcore feralcore chaoscore trash trashcore

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nicomochi9002

4 years ago

i want to lay on a bed of moss and sleep surrounded by sweet smelling flowers right now

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dreamcore cryptidcore mosscore

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nicomochi9002

4 years ago

if i die i want everyone i’ve ever met to act super suspicious when someone mentions my death so i end up on buzzfeed unsolved but it was just me poisoning myself

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chaocore bastardcore

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nicomochi9002

1 year ago

if i were an omega in the omegaverse I’d slick so much they’d call me slick ‘n’ slide

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omegaverse

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nicomochi9002

3 years ago

hello everyone i hope all of you are ok right now with everything going on, i hope all of you stay safe and well i love you all (unless you’re right-wing in which case fuck you, pretty much anyone with a good soul! <3) if you need a place to just relax and forget everything for a bit scroll past my most recent posts and read those! i enjoy making people happy and i hope my posts can make you forget all the bad things in the world, even if just for a moment. please take care of yourselves i may not have met you but i love all you beautiful creatures and cryptids!!!!! i will be going back to my usual posts tomorrow but I’ll pin this one (if i can figure out how that is) anyways have a beautiful day/afternoon/evening/night 💖

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weird weirdcore chaos cryptid bastard!! gen z feral goblincore gremlincore cryptidcore bastardcore feralcore chaoscore trash trashcore nicomochi9002 sorry for the sappy post but it’s true

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nicomochi9002

3 years ago

hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die

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i’m a dumbass bastardcore i've tried nicomochi9002 i physically cannot die gremlin speaks bogwitch

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nicomochi9002

4 years ago

stuff i did as a child

- ate dirt

- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky

- made at least 1 blood oath

- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle

- set things on fire

- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms

- catch lizards

- rolled in mud

- ate a moss ball for a dollar

- study pokemon religiously

- ate a lot of weird shit for money

- threw worms at strangers

- run on all fours

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weird moss weirdcore chaos cryptid corvid Gremlin bastard!! gen z feral goblincore gremlincore cryptidcore dirtcore dirt mud mosscore goblin bastardcore feralcore chaoscore pyromaniac gremlin things trashcore i was a little shit

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nicomochi9002

1 year ago

y’all ever just

*explodes in a microwave*

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nicomochi9002

4 years ago

that’s it, i’ve decided to travel through time and space out of pure unbridled rage

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space rage time travel bastardcore feralcore chaoscore

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