Why Is This So ACCURATE

I wanna try this on my sister now 😭

Man, this is really angsty, hope the sibling betrayal isn’t too much😥😥

Try running your knuckle down your friend’s back, you’ll get a yell guaranteed promise. Unless your friend somehow likes it but idk why they would

The first one is me every morning..

i like my lord of the flies content like i like my coffee, in excessive amounts thanks to quarantine

This is EXACTLY my reaction when I finished the book.

I also read the book for fun. Don't judge me.

I was very unsatisfied with the ending of The Lord of The Flies.

(Spoilers…I guess?) So, like they’re all going savage and trying to Murder this poor kid and the Naval Officer is just like, “I would’ve expected more from British boys.” and he asks how many are dead and Ralph says two (Technically there are three, including the boy with the birthmark but I think he was referring to casualties in the war) and the guys just like, “Oh, wow.” Bruh, these kids killed the guys and they’re just cool with that?? No punishment or even a real reaction????? Jack And His Merry Savages just get to go home? 

I would’ve been Much Happier if:

1. Jack had died, which sounds really horrible and demented but he was the reason there were so many problems and he murdered TWO CHILDREN! (Who were my favorite characters btw)

2. The “Savages” got at least a punishment or the Naval Officer gave an actual fuck that two kids were literally murdered.

And yes, I did read this book for fun, don’t judge me you Illiterate swine.

Y'all say it with me 👏👏Piggy deserved better👏👏

Dear Dear Piggy, the wise old friend of Ralph🐷💗🐷💗🐷💗🐷💗🐷

I can't even with this video😂😂 Just watch it, trust me.

Oooh i love this, it really brings the roller rink au to life 👏😌

Here’s the info cards no one asked for!!! I might do some really simple character sheets/breakdowns for each of these.

Also, oh fuck, Samneric, they’re in this au too, they’re just not in either clique 😓 their designs are coming!! And so are random other side characters!!

Hdhbhfhfhf I love thiss 😂😂

jack merridew: a brief summary

Hfghgghh lmaooo

Piggy: What’s your favorite color?

Jack: Stop asking stupid questions, ask me something logical and mature.

Piggy: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Jack: My favorite color is black.

literally skateboarders on college campuses don't fear death or god. no brakes no handles just a blank faced college student hurtling past you faster than a semi truck on the interstate weaving through crowds iced latte in one hand speeding into traffic and dodging cars like a fast and the furious movie. they approach a 200 foot drop and you're begging screaming for them to stop but they just go right over the edge and ride down the entire cliff face at a 90 degree angle and skate off like it's nothing and not a drop of the iced latte has spilled