This is EXACTLY my reaction when I finished the book.
I also read the book for fun. Don't judge me.
(Spoilers…I guess?) So, like they’re all going savage and trying to Murder this poor kid and the Naval Officer is just like, “I would’ve expected more from British boys.” and he asks how many are dead and Ralph says two (Technically there are three, including the boy with the birthmark but I think he was referring to casualties in the war) and the guys just like, “Oh, wow.” Bruh, these kids killed the guys and they’re just cool with that?? No punishment or even a real reaction????? Jack And His Merry Savages just get to go home?
I would’ve been Much Happier if:
1. Jack had died, which sounds really horrible and demented but he was the reason there were so many problems and he murdered TWO CHILDREN! (Who were my favorite characters btw)
2. The “Savages” got at least a punishment or the Naval Officer gave an actual fuck that two kids were literally murdered.
And yes, I did read this book for fun, don’t judge me you Illiterate swine.
I did it. I made the Piggy comic in less than an hour. It’s a quaint story about Piggy traveling to the nearest convenience store during the tender hours of the night in search of a snack, only to find a wild Ralph searching for cheap food because he’s broke af (feat. Percival because I’m biased)
Sometimes I wonder whether my comfort characters would love me irl, but then I realise I don't need to. They would love me,,, because they're my comfort characters and no two people interpret media the same way, when you adopt a fictional character you put a little bit of your soul in them. You imagine them in a way unique to you. They are your comfort characters in a way they can't be anyone else's, the creator may have made them but you made them personal to you. Does that make sense
accurate (but really tho, r u ok?)
lotf bois but as things ive done or has happened to me.
ralph - i almost cried to shark boy and lava girl
jack - my sister and i started fighting with sticks that are on fire
piggy - my 3rd grade friends got taken from me
simon - eating a tree bark and getting a splinter on my tongue
roger - not having any school friends b/c of my resting bitch face
maurice - chopping off my hair in class 3 times.
sam - listening to sad music to make me more sad than i already am.
eric - walking into the boys bathroom and seeing green piss
robert - crashes someone elses party by eating their pizza
Well, kinda active
I need to know who’s alive on here
I've just realized it's been over a year since I started this blog. I started it as a lotf fanpage but it has slowly morphed into a multifandom blog (I still adore lotf tho :)) and I just wanna say thank you to all of you guys who have been following me since the beginning and a huge thank you to my mutuals who made me feel welcome in this lil community <33
Thank you from the bottom of my heart :')
Hello once again tumblr. Happy October!!!
I offer you Nico di Angelo.
I implore you to guess who wrote what on Nico’s shoes lol
goodbye for an indefinite amount of time
But that's how I cope with everything...
I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.
Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can get me 10.000 dollars within the next 24 hours, i'll give you your friend back.
Ralph, tied up: Ten thou-YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
Kidnapper: I-
Ralph, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-
Piggy, screaming on the other line: RALPH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Trying to figure out why people ship the Lord of the Flies kids when they’re a bunch of 6-12 year olds.
You’re stepping into some pedophile territory.