Hfghgghh lmaooo
Piggy: What’s your favorite color?
Jack: Stop asking stupid questions, ask me something logical and mature.
Piggy: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Jack: My favorite color is black.
*Lance and Keith are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Lance: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Keith, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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*watches one episode of Voltron, and is now completely obsessed lmao*
i kinda miss using tumblr. people write such sweet things in the tags 😭
I did it. I made the Piggy comic in less than an hour. It’s a quaint story about Piggy traveling to the nearest convenience store during the tender hours of the night in search of a snack, only to find a wild Ralph searching for cheap food because he’s broke af (feat. Percival because I’m biased)
Omg they look so good!!? *Chef's kiss*
These tall mfs
Ayyyyo
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100% accurate tho
Maurice for the headcannon thing :)
What he smells like: Cologne and Lavender
How they sleep: Maurice either gets 15 hours or 2 hours, he has no in between
What music he enjoys: Probably more upbeat music, or Lofi music because it relaxes him!
How much time he spends getting ready in the morning: Enough time to brush his teeth and run his fingers through his hair
Favourite thing to collect: Birthday or Christmas cards. He has all of them, starting from when he was 6
Left or right handed: It depends on the day. Most of the time, he’s right handed but he’s just as good with his left hand
Religion: None, Catholicism tore him apart so he left the church
Favourite Sport: Soccer. Idk if you can count Shuffleboard as a sport but he’s good at that too
Favourite touristy thing to do: Walk around with no intention of going anywhere and just sight see
Favourite kind of weather: Clear days with clouds so that he can cloud watch
A weird fear he has: Maurice is 1000% terrified of lightning thank you very much. Not thunder, he doesn’t mind thunder. Lightning. Oh and giraffes
The arcade game he always wins without fail: Those fucking SCAMS of games that are like “wiN tHe jacKpoT” and then Maurice DOES
Honestly, Piggy doesn't deserve the hate :'(
Why do some people hate Piggy?
Seriously, the whole point of his character is that he's an annoying, fat, working class kid who gets constantly overlooked for the above reasons. Then at the very end, Ralph finally realises that he was actually one of the most valuable people on the island and that, had they actually listened to him and Simon, they'd probably be in a far better position by the end of the novel.
And yet I've had people tell me how glad they were that he finally died despite all this because "yeah but he was annoying". That's literally missing the entire point of his character and showing that you're just as prejudiced as Jack and the other kids on the island (and by extension, society).
meme for the soul feat. maurices funky purple socks