The First One Is Me Every Morning..

I can't

Honestly one of the reasons I don't watch the 90's film with my family..💀💀

60′s LOTF: oh gosh,, oh golly gee,, what ever will we do about the beast?? oh darn what a particular predicament we have ourselves in :( 90′s LOTF: OH SHIT OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO OH FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCKING BEAST BULLSHIT FUCK

This is EXACTLY my reaction when I finished the book.

I also read the book for fun. Don't judge me.

I was very unsatisfied with the ending of The Lord of The Flies.

(Spoilers…I guess?) So, like they’re all going savage and trying to Murder this poor kid and the Naval Officer is just like, “I would’ve expected more from British boys.” and he asks how many are dead and Ralph says two (Technically there are three, including the boy with the birthmark but I think he was referring to casualties in the war) and the guys just like, “Oh, wow.” Bruh, these kids killed the guys and they’re just cool with that?? No punishment or even a real reaction????? Jack And His Merry Savages just get to go home? 

I would’ve been Much Happier if:

1. Jack had died, which sounds really horrible and demented but he was the reason there were so many problems and he murdered TWO CHILDREN! (Who were my favorite characters btw)

2. The “Savages” got at least a punishment or the Naval Officer gave an actual fuck that two kids were literally murdered.

And yes, I did read this book for fun, don’t judge me you Illiterate swine.

Awww <3

Best boy Simon

Y'all say it with me 👏👏Piggy deserved better👏👏

Dear Dear Piggy, the wise old friend of Ralph🐷💗🐷💗🐷💗🐷💗🐷

Tumblr calling me out yet again

Omg i love it thank you! <33

Actually, scratch the previous one, i ment Ralph in 'its cold here's and C4 😅

Wow he actually went into the snow and didn’t complain :)!

Awwwww, that's so cute tho 🥺

Kidnapper: We have your son!

Ralph: I don't have a son?

Kidnapper: He made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick him up?

Ralph: Oh, you have Simon!

Kidnapper: I'm gonna become a painter!

I can't even with this video😂😂 Just watch it, trust me.

Hello once again tumblr. Happy October!!!

I offer you Nico di Angelo. 

I implore you to guess who wrote what on Nico’s shoes lol 

goodbye for an indefinite amount of time