Uno Reverse. Now You Have To Scroll Up Fish.

Someone pay for her therapy. I believe she needs it

just realized i didn't put my wrapped here. erm im showing off

Me: Immortal! Vampire: FELLOW VAMPIRE!!! Me: NO! I'M IMMORTAL!!!

You are a carpenter for a select community of vampires. You have been working with them for centuries, you just don’t know how to tell them you are not actually a vampire.

Me: I'm adopting you. Where do I sign?

You are a villain with a long-standing rivalry with the local Magical Girl. One day, you learn that the Magical Girl has been abandoned by her parents.

Me: .... I'm happy to have you back but.... WTF?!

You buried your poor pet a couple of weeks ago. One morning, as you walk out the front door - there it is, back from the dead, sitting on your doorstep - quite rotten, and impossibly alive. Rather, un-alive. It seems happy to see you.

I'm half Mexican, and for me, that food is tacos. Now since I'm also half-white, and a semi-picky eater, I only like chicken or steak tacos mostly.

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

And don't bury the treasure you find either. You need it to buy supplies. And have a water purifer, but if you can't find one, get booze. Water can and will go bad, so these things will save you from dehydration

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

Wait! So I don't get laid?! That's not gonna work for me! . . . Oh! I married an Asexual. I don't have to have sex. (this is meant as a joke and also HAPPY PRIDE TO MY LOVELY ACE PEOPLE!)

Writing Prompt: A mysterious book appears on your doorstep. Every time you open it, a different story from your future is revealed. You might make discoveries, have to face decisions, and even learn how parts of your future affect your present actions.

He needs to share that rizz with me cause I've only made like, three friends since I started high school

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling

A custom cereal. Duh.

*takes you out and puts you on a plate* Cooked fish! Yummy!!!!

I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize