He Needs To Share That Rizz With Me Cause I've Only Made Like, Three Friends Since I Started High School

Me inside my head: Okay how the fuck is this possible?!

You are in court for murder, when your lawyer shows a video of a sports game with you in the audience and proves that you are innocent. However despite having the ticket and the claims of having gone to the game, you actually did commit the crime and have no idea what you just saw on the video.

Mature my ass

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

I like really..... REALLY want to have like a siren for bi flags!!! CAN THAT HAPPEN PLEASE???

So like... people have broached the idea of pride flags having dragons on them like heraldry, which is of course correct and just, but like... they shouldn't ALL have dragons, right? Or at least not the same dragon. Each flag should have its own heraldic beast, ideally one that relates to the orientation the flag represents.

Which begs the question of which heraldic beasts would best suit each color of the rainbow, as it were. I think the iconic four legged, two winged dragon makes sense for the main pride/rainbow flag, since dragons are often posited as, like, the pinnacle of monsters, and so feel best suited to be the one that encompasses the whole spectrum, but I'm kind of paralyzed by the options presented to pick out ones for the others.

Oh dear god Chrome..... I swear for chrismas I'm getting you something so that you don't end up cutting of blood cerculation from your arm with all those bracelets

kandi life

This is beautiful.... T0T

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

Someone pay for her therapy. I believe she needs it

just realized i didn't put my wrapped here. erm im showing off

HOW IS THIS TRASH?! She also canonically should be able to cancel contracts since she's the princess of hell. P.S. I'm loving chaos causing Charlie.

Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

its kinda trash

@chromeeeeeeeeee

LOOK AT THIS! XD

Most-used word in each US state.

I mean, she's innocent and she needed to be save....

You are a rookie hero. While a dangerous supervillain was preoccupied, rival villains kidnapped his wife. You were the only hero willing to help get his wife to safety. The terrifying supervillain now wants to thank you in person.