My Brain Is So Fucking Confused...

BITCH I'M TOUCHING

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

No. The village matchmaker knows and helps make little dates

Every so often, the local baker must bake something and personally deliver it to the monster in the woods, and in exchange the monster leaves the village alone. What no one knows is, the monster actually has a huge crush on the baker and needs an excuse to see them.

As someone from Chicago, I can comfirm that everytime we go to the bean, we engage in a pokemon battle. I have battled it around four times already

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

I would honestly hug the kids if they hugged me and would slap anyone who tries to hurt them.

An alien species thinks of humans as no better than animals... which means they've decided Earth is like a wolf sanctuary. They keep vaccinating people, microchipping them, giving them cool bracelets, recording their social relationships, and trying to keep all the alien kids from running up and hugging anyone.

Reblogging cause YOU HAVE TO FUCKING REBLOG! NOT REPOST

Based on actual events

I just wanna meet Mikey. There's a reason he's my favorite. (here's a hint, I kin him)

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell

The fact that your drawings already look SO MUCH like the actual way the show is animated is so cool!!!

Currently watching tmnt 2012

Slowly learning how to draw them

I've been in tmnt fandom for sooo long but finally I have a plan to watch the entire 2012 show! I just finished ss2 few hours ago. Totally loved it!!

Girl why are you awake?! it's past midnight!

Chrome look: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tcXfRKSxbJY copy and paste that link and watch video.

switch ups go crazy fr

He's so deerpy I love it!!! How about...... "Lord of the derps"?

oh, so you like dogs? name one dog

this is the dog, you can name them :)