My 65 Year Old Grandma And I Both Think They Look Like Tanks. Why Are They Built Like That?

Me:BUT SHE HAS BIG EARS AND SHARP TEETH! I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S A WOLF ! I CARE BECUASE YOU NEED FUCKING GLASSES!!

You’re pretty sure your brother’s wife is a talking wolf in a dress, but he simply refuses to believe you.

But please only do it if you are of age to do so and understand politics! Cause I KNOW JACK SHIT BOUT IT! So vote for Trump or Kamala! Whoever you chose!

I know this doesn't apply to everyone but if you were planning on voting in the 2024 US election, this is a reminder to register to vote if you haven't already, if that is something you can do

bet

support trans people.

I feel bad for her. Cause subways are usually loud, and she's hungover.

"So we're not fighting as often right???? Cause my son really likes your kid and I'm not fucking that up"

you are a Villian who's a single parent of a son. Recently they started dating someone. When you arrived to their house, you notice how their parent is the hero you fight daily. Your son and date went outside for some alone time, leaving you and the hero some time to talk

HOLD UP! . . . PEOPLE FIGURED OUT HOW TO READ THE BOOK?! AND THE LADYBUG PAGE JUST SAYS LADYBUG?! Why am I the last one to know??????? And why am I so dumb???

I don't remember well, but about the decoding, it was laughable poorly made, it was either gibberish or simple thing like " this the ladybug it's red" and some even have the modern names of the heroes? Like i remember the fox stil was call Volpina in the ancient book

That's what I'm saying! Once everyone figured out that the symbols on the Ladybug page literally said L A D Y B U G, the rest was easy, UTTERLY easy!

I'll murder everyone here if I don't get my dog.

You’ve died and have reached the after life. They are giving you the grand tour of heaven. “Any questions before you decide if your staying with us?” You, “yes just one, where’s my dog?” Them, “ahh yes, we have a strict no pets allowed policy.”

Humans also are weird with Bananas too. One day I love it, the next I'm about to puke

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

"stick" "Stick??" "Is good stick. helps keep other hobos away from alley" ". . . ARE YOU HOMELESS?!"

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

Sorry but imma need an explaination to what's going on right now...

Ok so the website only is for the Spanish church, so that's no help. But this guy is acting like this and his own kid is a therian. Please leave her alone, she's a sweet kid, he just needs to wake up and he's actually looking for information in his post. He actually works where I used to work, you can figure that out pretty easily, I think he'll be at work today actually. Please just talk to him. He won't hear me and I'm actually the praise leader at the church, but I'm apolitical and haven't watched TV in over a year. I'm just tired no one holds him accountable. It's a toy store, so they'd probably appreciate a lot of business today, they have cool stuff but as you'll see the vibe is off. So have fun shopping! Remember, nonviolence is very important to me. I seek for people to be educated, talked to, and for their bad behavior to make them uncomfortable enough that they might change. Also he needs Facebook friends, he's literally asking for people to explain it to him.