The Fact That Your Drawings Already Look SO MUCH Like The Actual Way The Show Is Animated Is So Cool!!!

". . . THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO BILL!!!!" "Well Sixer, how was I supposed to know that!!!" I thought of Gravity falls and I need to know why that copy machine is like that

"I've fixed that malfunctioning copying machine." "The copying machine was broken?" "Of course it was, it did not even create identical copies of objects until now, how anyone could call it a copying machine before, I do not understand."

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

Guy: YOU STUPID BITCH! I FUCKING TUTORED YOU FOR NOTHING?! Me: WELL YOU SUCK AS A TEACHER YA CUNT!

You are “the guy”, when something needs to be done, something needs to be fixed, when governments, billionaires or very important people need something done and someone says “I know a guy”, you are that guy. Now you are facing what may be your hardest job.

My mom supports Trump (I kinda do too but I'm not 100% into politics) and we're Mexican and when I saw these posts, I laughed. I fucking laughed. Shows how leftists are at times. My mom has a thermos with "leftist tears" written on it. I'm not saying all leftists are bad, there are bad people in the right as well, but this is so fucking fun too see that many more republicans. I live in a leftist city so it's rare for me to see republicans.

Me: *pushes the lawyer I hired down under my desk* Okay...... well first I would like to have that lawyer paid triple what he usually makes for my first wish.

“I’m going to stop you right there, you dont have to be super specific about your wish, I don’t do monkeys paw or any of that garbage.”

I like really..... REALLY want to have like a siren for bi flags!!! CAN THAT HAPPEN PLEASE???

So like... people have broached the idea of pride flags having dragons on them like heraldry, which is of course correct and just, but like... they shouldn't ALL have dragons, right? Or at least not the same dragon. Each flag should have its own heraldic beast, ideally one that relates to the orientation the flag represents.

Which begs the question of which heraldic beasts would best suit each color of the rainbow, as it were. I think the iconic four legged, two winged dragon makes sense for the main pride/rainbow flag, since dragons are often posited as, like, the pinnacle of monsters, and so feel best suited to be the one that encompasses the whole spectrum, but I'm kind of paralyzed by the options presented to pick out ones for the others.

Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

This is beautiful.... T0T

Something that ACTUALLY happened at school Me: No ya idiot! Feminism doesn't mean you hate women!! This kid I'll call by his nickname "Tolo" Tolo: I'm not a feminist, I love women! I'm a misogynist! *raises his fist* Me: *noises of anger*

also!!!!!! my discord is chroeme :33 spelled silly

OKAY THANK YOU!!!! I'LL SEND THE REQUEST NOW! GO TO DISCORD!!