What Color Flowers Would You Like At Your Memorial Service???

Me: *is currently ranting about dead bodies even those I first started to talk about pokemon* Alien: "Her train of thought is impossible to keep track of..... WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL SOMEONE?!"

The psychic races of the galaxy thought humans would be easy prey. That is, until they abducted you, an unmedicated ADHD college student.

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension

And don't bury the treasure you find either. You need it to buy supplies. And have a water purifer, but if you can't find one, get booze. Water can and will go bad, so these things will save you from dehydration

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

Uno reverse. Now you have to scroll up fish.

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

I would honestly hug the kids if they hugged me and would slap anyone who tries to hurt them.

An alien species thinks of humans as no better than animals... which means they've decided Earth is like a wolf sanctuary. They keep vaccinating people, microchipping them, giving them cool bracelets, recording their social relationships, and trying to keep all the alien kids from running up and hugging anyone.

Oh cool! I puked today then went shopping!!!!

i got lost today rhis was epic

Me: *looks at Genie laws* Huh.... Okay looks like it's allowed. Master: I'm a lawyer Me: That explains it.

You are a genie. Predictably, your latest master uses their first wish to wish for infinite wishes, but you tell them you’re unable to give infinite wishes. What you didn’t expect was that they would instead use their first wish to wish that you were able to give infinite wishes.

Oh god.... she's stimming....

accidentally made the head too big… this is probably my last post on here and @silliestmanfr for a while cause of motivational reasons sadly. if anyone got advice on how to help motivation that would be amazing!! love u all <3 -🐰

That kid is going places. And I wish to follow

That depends..... are you gay?

Fellas is it gay to have a framed picture of Giyuu on your desk