That Depends..... Are You Gay?

But please only do it if you are of age to do so and understand politics! Cause I KNOW JACK SHIT BOUT IT! So vote for Trump or Kamala! Whoever you chose!

I know this doesn't apply to everyone but if you were planning on voting in the 2024 US election, this is a reminder to register to vote if you haven't already, if that is something you can do

Me: Oh hell nah. *grabs the monster and drags them out* Yeah you're going six feet in the ground

You are a monster who really doesn't care about hurting humans. In fact, you like blend in, so you often go to costume parties to socialize! However, this time, you soon realize there's another monster in the party, who is planning on attacking the unaware humans…

My mom: AND WHY DID THIS THING APPEAR???? Beelzebub: I was summoned by name, and this bitch eats enough to probably be related to me in some way

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

". . . EVERYBODY! CHOOSE POKEMON!!!! TRUST ME!!! Yes pokemon could techniqually kill you, but that's not in the modern pokemon world!!! And also, we get big puppies! Big kitties! Allergic to fur? THERE ARE A OVER A 1,000 POKEMON! AND NOT ALL OF THEM HAVE FUR!!!"

“Okay, so, bad news, your world is scheduled to be destroyed. Good news, you guys get to go to any ‘fictional’ world you want to relocate. However, it’s a majority vote and there’s no take-backs. Choose wisely.”

Hi I'm Chrome's IRL friend and this is normal for her. Yes she is weird. Yes I'm worse.

have u ever drawn tamari reckless battery burns? love ur art btw!!! it looks so yummy ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

I actually haven't. It crossed my mind before, I just never got to actually draw them because of school and never went back to it. -`д´-

I have time now though if you're requesting. OuO And thank you so much! ♡♡♡ 🥺 Much appreciated!

Me: WTF???? Friend: Oh yeah! We made friends with aliens!

You’ve been in a coma for ten years. Your friend says everything’s changed. Suddenly, a stunning, tall blue alien cat lady walks in to check your vitals.

Will it be canon to the books you write?

If I ever became a famous author, I would write silly fanfiction about my characters and not reveal that it’s me. See if people realize or not lol

Feminism is supposed to be fighting for equal gender rights for those who have none, not hating men

Me in a Gru costume: And tonight... we steal.... THE MOON!!! Little kids dressed up as minions:*cheering loudly*

Today there is a solar eclipse set to cover the sun with 100% totality for a duration of 4 minutes, 28 seconds. However as time passes, the eclipse continues for 5 minutes, then 7, then 10. Half an hour passes but the moon has not moved and Earth remains in darkness

I thank you. And I decided to check this out before I headed to be so good night! And make sure B00ty boy goes to sleep!

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥