Perfect Mum And Dad Song: Believer By Guy Sebastian!

No mother, I’m not being grubby, I’m just going for the beetlejuice aesthetic

(First time using that word so hopefully i used it right!)

what if i sat next to you and the lighting of the scene we were in suddenly changed to pink, purple and blue

Things that are not pedophilia:

A 17 year old dating an 18 year old.

A 30 year old dating a 50 year old.

A 60 year old character shipped with an immortal one.

An underage character, but aged up.

Drawing a character with their shirt off.

Liking a tweet in which a character has their shirt off.

Liking a ship that wouldn’t be okay in real life, but finding it interesting in a fictional context.

Having an opinion on whether or not something in this movie or book constitutes pedophilia.

Watching a cartoon outside of your age demographic.

Things that are pedophilia:

An attraction to real children.

Dad, as much as I can’t speak on this topic, LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE AND SLEEP!!!!

Making me love this film more! If possible

Wall-e screenplay moments that turn me into a rabid dog

As Mum and Dad’s ship was known as the SS Pride & Prejudice on the (much missed by me) FictionAlley (so much parent stuff, too young to even know to screenshot..) I would love to see them in a Regency AU or a P&P AU, I would do it myself but I know nothing of the era or how to go about it without blatantly copying the book or others fanfics.

I’ve looked for fanart but there’s nothing beyond the common pairs and while I ship some of them, it’s just not helping.

Just needed to put out a little rant here, that’s it from me. Maybe someday…

I JUST WANT MY PARENTS TO BE TOGETHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE!!

About to learn how many day’s it’s been aboard the Axiom!

[ID: the back of an airplane seat with a screen. it's frozen on a shot of the captain from wall-e, as he is making an announcement. in the middle of the screen is a black bar which is not part of the movie, which reads: "An announcement is in progress..."]

Every. Single. Time. It drives me insane!!

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

Any body else watching Peter Rabbit and uhhh….ahem…why am I attracted to Mr Todd??….

Guess he kinda fits into my type though..I didn’t even realise I mostly like red haired men.

In questioning my "auntie" (first cousin once removed) Mary's Disney film: Why doesn't Mr Banks (in A British Bank) not question his children's outings? Just calls them questionable. (Hmmm)