Every. Single. Time. It Drives Me Insane!!

Just had a thought after watching Ghosts season 3 (all for the fist time, it’s not readily available here in Aus, cheers to @patcaps for making them all available!)

Maybe the whole “Captain cheering up Kitty” scene is what made her have him as her father in her flashback?

I’m not sure if these eps are in the right order for this as I’ve only watched them once but found this interesting.

This needs to be a fanfic! I may write it myself but this has been keeping me up daydreaming with ways this could possibly happen.

My theory for Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version at least) is that Willy Wonka is actually Charlie Bucket’s dad. You never see “Mr Bucket”. Mr Wonka gives the factory to Charlie in the end - a move that you would make if the person was your kin. I think that Mr Wonka made sure that Charlie got that golden ticket, somehow, just as he made sure that it was only children who got them.

These are just my theories.

Advice for pet owners from an RVT

- Please be honest with us. We aren't going to report you to the police because your dog got into your stash. We need to know if your cat's wound happened two days ago or two hours ago. Just tell us what happened.

- VACCINATE YOUR PETS. We don't care about your stances on human vaccines. Your pets NEED theirs. Parvo is one of the worst things a puppy can get, it has a high mortality rate, and it's prevented by vaccinating. Distemper and Rabies are INCURABLE, and ONLY prevented by vaccines. Vaccinate your pets, even if they are indoor only.

- Your dog is not a wolf. It does not need a grain-free diet. Dogs have evolved to digest carbs and grains alongside us. Grain-free diets have been linked to causing a heart condition called DCM (dilated cardiomyopathy) and we are seeing more and more cases of it in younger and younger dogs. My clinic personally had 3 cases in the last two weeks, and it is a horrible thing to see.

- Spay and neuter your pets if you aren't going to breed them. If you are, do NOT breed before they're at least 1.5 years old. Two years is better.

- Besides altering your pet, leave the rest of their body parts alone. Your dog prefers having their ears and tail. Your cat needs their claws. Declawing is cruel and banned in many places, and ear cropping/tail docking isn't far behind.

- STOP LISTENING TO YOUR BREEDER INSTEAD OF YOUR VET.

- Retractable leashes are literally garbage and should be banned.

- Keep your pet on a leash or in a carrier when you bring them to the clinic! Do not carry your angry cat inside in your arms!!

- Cats do not do things out of spite. Your cat does not pee outside of the litter because it's angry. It's probably stressed, or is having urinary issues.

- Stop being rude to the vet staff. We have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession, and it's only getting worse. We have enough to deal with without you reaming us out because Fluffy needs their nails trimmed TODAY and we're booked up for 3 weeks.

- Stop scruffing your cats. Its an outdated form of restraint and it is physically painful.

- Train your dogs. Bad behaviours are 90% boredom and bad habits. Spend time with your dogs.

- Again. Please be nice to the vet staff. We're doing our best to help your pets. We're overworked, exhausted, underpaid and underappreciated. We are tired. Be gentle and be kind.

- IF YOUR PET BITES, JUST TELL ME IT DOES. I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU. I JUST WANT TO NOT GET BIT.

Caroline gets back together with M Rasmodius and Abby learns to be a witch, Good Ending

You're right

When you’re arriving home and you hear: “Do you want me to make/kiss it better?” From either of your parents and you know that all your siblings are out.. 😳

Guess I’m not going home..

Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran also works somewhat

Perfect mum and dad song: Believer by Guy Sebastian!

My mother doesn’t have a known canonically eye colour! It’s maybe not green as I thought it was (I know Maggie Smith has blue eyes). Some sites say they’re green but then have other info wrong so idk. Gonna take me a while to get past this but then I had a similar crisis over Dad’s eyes and are they black or brown.

I wonder how many Pride and Prejudice fans are on tumblr. Reblog this if you love these idiots 

The perfect song for the world to end with: : @markiplier’s The last goodbye!