As Mum And Dad’s Ship Was Known As The SS Pride & Prejudice On The (much Missed By Me) FictionAlley

Can i just become my family’s disappointment please? It seems so much easier to do that than anything the world expects from me.

When Minogue shows up on BBC Ghosts

Alison: Kylie!?

Captain: Yes, Alison?

Alison: No, I mean her. Wait, your name is Kylie?

I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith…

Nevermind, i am writing this now, but prompt still there if people want if?

Posting this here as I won’t write it but Prompt, I guess:

- Dad (Snape) runs an apothecary/potions shop in Hogsmede while Mum (Mcgonagall) still teaches (Lupin is constant dada prof but Dad can’t complain as he doesn’t have kids at Hogwarts and Slughorn and maybe some others who aren’t story important are potions prof), Mum meets Dad for some potion or other reason and bam! Relationship! (Haven’t decided if Dad will be a death eater or not still but up to writer if people use this rubbish) (I JUST WANNA SHARE!)

psa: if you’re an artist/writer/creator of any kind who posts their work on social media, you will sometimes go a while without posting something new. and you will think, “oh no, I haven’t ceated content for my followers in (x amount of time)! i’m letting them down/will lose followers!”

that’s the devil talking, and you have to punch him and then go about your day

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

SHHH MUM, DAD LET ME HAVE A KNIFE!!! HE SAID IT’S OK!!!

Snape: What do you have there?

Student: A KNIFE!

Snape: Oh ok.

McGonagall: NO!

I was just sad as it was kinda sad music and creaking and him alone but sure, go ahead and make the scene hurt more…😢

I decided to make myself sad while watching Wall-e and like we know the little cubbies are where other units sleep

So what if the items Wall-e collects are actually things that remind them of the robot that used to sleep in that cubby?

Advice for pet owners from an RVT

- Please be honest with us. We aren't going to report you to the police because your dog got into your stash. We need to know if your cat's wound happened two days ago or two hours ago. Just tell us what happened.

- VACCINATE YOUR PETS. We don't care about your stances on human vaccines. Your pets NEED theirs. Parvo is one of the worst things a puppy can get, it has a high mortality rate, and it's prevented by vaccinating. Distemper and Rabies are INCURABLE, and ONLY prevented by vaccines. Vaccinate your pets, even if they are indoor only.

- Your dog is not a wolf. It does not need a grain-free diet. Dogs have evolved to digest carbs and grains alongside us. Grain-free diets have been linked to causing a heart condition called DCM (dilated cardiomyopathy) and we are seeing more and more cases of it in younger and younger dogs. My clinic personally had 3 cases in the last two weeks, and it is a horrible thing to see.

- Spay and neuter your pets if you aren't going to breed them. If you are, do NOT breed before they're at least 1.5 years old. Two years is better.

- Besides altering your pet, leave the rest of their body parts alone. Your dog prefers having their ears and tail. Your cat needs their claws. Declawing is cruel and banned in many places, and ear cropping/tail docking isn't far behind.

- STOP LISTENING TO YOUR BREEDER INSTEAD OF YOUR VET.

- Retractable leashes are literally garbage and should be banned.

- Keep your pet on a leash or in a carrier when you bring them to the clinic! Do not carry your angry cat inside in your arms!!

- Cats do not do things out of spite. Your cat does not pee outside of the litter because it's angry. It's probably stressed, or is having urinary issues.

- Stop being rude to the vet staff. We have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession, and it's only getting worse. We have enough to deal with without you reaming us out because Fluffy needs their nails trimmed TODAY and we're booked up for 3 weeks.

- Stop scruffing your cats. Its an outdated form of restraint and it is physically painful.

- Train your dogs. Bad behaviours are 90% boredom and bad habits. Spend time with your dogs.

- Again. Please be nice to the vet staff. We're doing our best to help your pets. We're overworked, exhausted, underpaid and underappreciated. We are tired. Be gentle and be kind.

- IF YOUR PET BITES, JUST TELL ME IT DOES. I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU. I JUST WANT TO NOT GET BIT.

ghosts is ending after series 5! i had a feeling it would, and i’m actually relieved as much as i am sad - they’re not going to become a sitcom that grows stale and parodies itself over time, instead they’re going to go out in style while viewers still love it and want more. the best way to bow out imo. i’m assuming we will end on a christmas finale this year and that would just be lovely. <3