Things That Are Not Pedophilia:

I was just sad as it was kinda sad music and creaking and him alone but sure, go ahead and make the scene hurt more…😢

I decided to make myself sad while watching Wall-e and like we know the little cubbies are where other units sleep

So what if the items Wall-e collects are actually things that remind them of the robot that used to sleep in that cubby?

You better deliver those letters, Grandfather or Mum’s gonna take them herself.

Mcgonagall: and this is another 40 letters for number 4 privet drive

Dumbledore: do you really think this is necessary, Minerva.

Mcgonagall: actually, let me multiply them by four hundred.

Dumbledore: Minerva-

Mcgonagall: -and then we can send them through the fireplace.

Dumbledore: Minerva please-

Mcgonagall: on Sunday, so they least expect it.

Dumbledore: I’ll just go and get him

Mcgonagall: it was ten years of abuse Albus, I was right! This is your punishment for leaving him there. Now, mail these letters on a Sunday into their house!

I am a big finn x holley shipper, idk why, just am!

REBLOG if you like Cars 2

Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭

It’s 2020 and it’s a crime that there is little to no Lunarry fan art

Ah yes, the cause of most of dad’s injuries and mum’s stress

Problematíque Request: I'd love Snape + risky experiments. There's a great unfinished WIP where he's a bit of a mad scientist and... iirc, using electricity on himself to see if it affects his magic? I don't know, it was weird and interesting, and it's stuck with me.

Imagine if Fawkes could talk…just the comments he’d make on everyone that entered the office and the intense conversations he and Dumbledore would have…

SHHH MUM, DAD LET ME HAVE A KNIFE!!! HE SAID IT’S OK!!!

Snape: What do you have there?

Student: A KNIFE!

Snape: Oh ok.

McGonagall: NO!

I'm stuck between wanting to be the murderer in a murder mystery story and being the detective in a murder mystery story. Either way, I'll be shown as both stupid and smart, as I am in real life!

I can see this happening in like the evening Jane gets home from school and Bert turns to Cec and goes “oh right! It’s night time, we’d have to break in! Let’s wait till the morning!”

*after Bert hears Jane is being bullied*

Bert: Where does this guy live?

Cec: Bert, we’re not going to beat up a little kid.

Bert: Why not?

Cec: Why do you think?

In questioning my "auntie" (first cousin once removed) Mary's Disney film: Why doesn't Mr Banks (in A British Bank) not question his children's outings? Just calls them questionable. (Hmmm)