Erica : You Don't Think I Can Fight Because Of My Gender!

Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.

Coldflash.

one of the most ship dynamics of all time

Reblog, or Dean Winchester is straight

Stranger things characters as things me and my friends have say

Steve : I want to be fucked so bad.

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Robin : Steve, can you wear my breasts please?

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Jonathan : Mike if you touch my brother we're going to fight.

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Erica : I'd rather test a dick.

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Argyle : Isn't your father a thief? 'Cause he took my virginity!

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Max : Eat pussy as long as it's legal.

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Eddie : I couldn't aim for the hole, that's why she left me.

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Nancy : If you could moan silently.

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Dustin : They put a phone in my ass.

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Eleven : Pissing together strengthens the bonds!

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Lucas : I have a video where he suck it.

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Will : I drink my piss without hesitation.

Sam over the phone : Bobby, I need you to come pick me up right now.

Bobby : Why??

Sam : Dean is passive- aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 6 hours ago.

Dean : SAMUEL.

Sam : this bunker isn't safe anymore!

Bobby : I will pray Castiel for your survival.

Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.

Eddie : Thanks!

Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.

Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?

Jean : Do you mind if I slyly mention to Logan that we're poly now?

Scott : Do not do that.

Jean : You won’t even notice!

Logan, entering the room : Jeany, you wanted to see me?

Jean : Scott and I are starting an open relationship, we want to add someone to our relationship!

Scott very embarrassed : JEAN!

Logan :

Logan visibly lost : ...Okay?

Charles enjoying the show :

Rufus : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Bobby : I gotta give you credit, Idjits. You make it look easy.

Dean and Sam : Years of practice.

Dean : *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Jack poking Dean’s arm : Dean Dean. Dean. Dean.

Dean : WHAT?

Jack : …We’re out of Capri Suns—

Dean : good night cas I love you!

Castiel : I love you too.

Dean :

Castiel :

Dean : We love you too, Sammy.

Sam, sharing a hotel room with them : thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out.