Chapter 2/?

Chapter 4/? Fluff, angst slightly begins/is set up

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

Going back to my mixed feelings on season 2, I love the idea of Ciel becoming a demon and Sebastian being like “Well, shit, I guess I have a kid now” and them becoming a duo.

Anyways, can you imagine them making contracts now? You can’t tell me that it wouldn't be entertaining.

Sebastian: So, you wish to make a contract with us? Very well, what do you wish?

Random Person: Yeah, cool. I just want to pass my math test tomorrow.

Sebastian and Ciel: What?

Random Person: Yeah, so… I lowkey forgot that math was a thing for awhile and my brother bet $10 that I would fail and I want my $10. So can you make me pass or no?

Ciel: Well, back in my day we didn’t make contracts for such pointless things. Don’t you want revenge on anyone??

Sebastian: Not everyone can be Ciel Phantomhive. But, seriously, you’re wasting your life over a math test? Just study.

Random Person: I don’t have enough time. Do you want to eat or not.

Ciel: Kids these days.

I have so many ideas for these to a point it's not even funny.

More Soukoku Headcanons Because They Live Rent Free 24/7

Many assume Dazai is the more clumsy between the two as he is the most careless with his life, but Chuuya is more likely to get hurt by little day to day things. Stubbing his toe? Getting a paper cut the moment he takes his gloves off in his office? Struggling a bit to get down from the high chairs are the bar because Dazai bet he needed to use his ability to get up and down? All in a days work.

They both like sweets, but Dazai prefers his sweets to either be extremely sweet or bitter sweet while Chuuya prefers mildly sweet or sour to sweet.

Dazai can’t handle much spice, but Chuuya prefers spice.

Chuuya likes to sleep like a starfish and tends to accidentally kick or slap Dazai while sleeping. Once he realized simply hitting Chuuya back wasn’t working, he essentially turned into a koala and wrapped himself around Chuuya, successfully trapping his arms and legs. Chuuya was confused when he woke up the first time this happened, but he just chalked it up to Dazai being clingy (which is true, but wasn’t the main reason in this case).

If Dazai is having a bad day, Chuuya will try to get him out of the house and they’ll walk around until they can find something to do. If Chuuya is having a bad day, Dazai will try to keep him in the house and find some kind of lazy activity to do together.

Dazai loves using “gross and embarrassing” pet names in public, but rarely uses any in private except for the occasional “slip up”. The “gross and embarrassing” pet names as Chuuya so lovingly calls them include: babe, baby, slug of my life, darling, pretty boy, princess (Chuuya slapped him for this one), prince charming, pookie, sweet checks, pumpkin pie, sugar lips, my chibi heart, etc. The closest to calling Dazai a pet name Chuuya ever has gotten is calling him Osamu in private.

When Chuuya helps change Dazai's bandages, Dazai considers that one of their most intimate moments as that is when he feels most vulnerable. When Dazai stays with Chuuya post-Corruption, Chuuya considers that to be one of their most intimate moments as that is when he feels the most vulnerable.

Dazai's love languages are physical touch and quality time. Chuuya's love languages are gift giving and acts of service.

Sebastian after Ciel does something stupid : FINE. Take my pulse.

Ciel : Not this again... -TAKE IT- Okay *takes his pulse*

Sebastian : What do you feel ??

Ciel : Nothing...?

Sebastian : Nothing because ?

Ciel : Because I gave you a heart attack with my foolishness...

Sebastian : BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS. EXACTLY. YOU KILLED ME. Congratulations.

Sebastian : Anyway. *restarts his heart*

milk n’ honey

I'm not sure what kind of fics you usually go for, but if you're looking for something on-going (updating very soon) with Port Mafia Soukoku, fluff, humor, angst, dark, canon divergent, post-Oda, what if Dazai stayed with the Port Mafia, big sis Kouyou, Dazai fell first and harder, somewhat oblivious Chuuya, slow burn, big bro Chuuya and little sis Kyouka, Chuuya gets a dog, the dog and Dazai are natural enemies, other characters such as Atsushi being set up to enter soon, sheep slander (from Dazai), sheep defending (from Chuuya), sassy everyone- *pause to catch breath* You should totally maybe check out the fic I'm working on rn

(If you do check it out, be sure to read the tags and make sure you're okay with everything before diving in)

Ok thanks love you bye!

Can anyone recommend any good dad Vader fics? Can feature Luke at any age or any Vader redemption or Luke corruption, I don’t care. Even Force Ghost Anakin is cool! Please just anything involving those two 😭 🤲

Butler #1: I have never been prouder of my young master. Lord William nearly got a perfect score on his history exam.

Butler #2: That’s good, but nearly perfect wouldn’t belong in the Green Manor. My young master always makes perfect scores on his exams and he has been able to tell which tea I bring him without any hints. He is a true genius.

Sebastian: Aw, that’s adorable. It’s taken Lord Green 2 years to determine which tea is brought to him without being told? How cute. Lord Phantomhive could tell me the name of his morning tea within the first few days of serving him. Not to mention how he has never failed in his duties as the Queen’s Guard Dog. So much blood and gore, yet that has never affected his studies or his Funtom company. My little lord is clearly superior.

✨Bonus✨

Butler #1: What about you, Claude? What has your young master accomplished?

Claude: Alois has done nothing but give me a headache. He also removed one of Hannah’s eyes, but I don’t really care about that.

No one:

Me posting Dadbastian every day to try to get my old 18 followers to notice I switched blogs:

Light Yagami is the type to wear white to someone else’s wedding.