Milk N’ Honey

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Damn it.

NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

What am I supposed to do now??

This post took me so long, but will forever be one of my favorites 💜

Ok ok here me out!! Black butler but they have social mediaa! What are they posting Miss Lokabrenna? 👀👀👀

Let’s see…

I think their usernames would look something like this.

Ciel: the_queens_guard_dog

Sebastian: simply_one_hell_of_a_butler

Finny: sunshine_boy

Mey-Rin: deadly_maid

Bard: fire_chef

Tanaka: ho_ho_ho

Madame Red: the_red_queen

Lau: my_my_how_interesting

Grell: the_queen_of_red

Undertaker: hahaha_coffins

William: william_t_spears

Ciel would also have an account for Funtom called official_funtom. He himself would rarely post on it, leaving that to Tanaka or Sebastian. The posts would be what toys and candies they’re selling, updates, and maybe a poll or two about candy flavors or which toy should be available first.

Ciel’s personal account wouldn’t have many posts. He’s not really into social media, but he is not above using his account to call people out when they annoy him. One time Ciel found a cat that he had told Sebastian to get rid of the previous week. He took a picture of the cat with the caption “Look what I found @ simply_one_hell_of_a_butler. You have 5 minutes to come dispose of this wretched creature before I tell Finny to come hug his new pet.” Luckily for the cat, Sebastian saw the post in time and hid it in his room took it to an animal shelter.

Sebastian’s account consists of a ton of cat pictures. A ton. The cat pictures range from random cats he found walking around London to full-blown cat photoshoots he did at the Phantomhive manor while Ciel was asleep. Sebastian posted cat pictures from the moment he got social media. This caused Ciel to assume that was all Sebastian was posting, so he never checks Sebastian’s posts. Sebastian uses this knowledge to his advantage. If Ciel had bothered to check Sebastian’s posts in the last 2 years, he would have noticed that he features in a lot of them. He also would have noticed that Sebastian had discovered every cat filter in existence. There is one short video Sebastian posted that would make Ciel flip his lid. It just so happens to be Sebastian’s favorite video. Sebastian found Ciel asleep at his desk (again) and decided to take the opportunity to test out the new blue neon lights cat ears and whiskers filter he had discovered that morning. He pressed record and took care to get just the right angle. He placed his other hand on Ciel’s head. Ciel stirred and looked up. Ciel was clearly still half asleep but mumbled, “Did you bring cake?” Ciel had eaten his dinner in his office and the plate was still there. Sebastian noticed some broccoli that had been left on the plate and grabbed a piece. He handed the piece of broccoli to Ciel and said, “I brought you this.” Ciel took the broccoli and touched it with the tip of his tongue. After a second, he pulled back and looked up at Sebastian. With the most heartbroken expression and voice Ciel said, “This isn’t cake.” The video cut off with Sebastian saying, “Oh, Bocchan, don’t cry-!” Ciel was confused, but pleasantly surprised when Sebastian brought him a piece of cake the next morning.

Finny’s account contains photos and videos of the Phantomhive garden, animals, and himself. Every morning he posts a short video of himself outside. He would start the video by saying something along the lines of, “Good morning everyone! It’s such a beautiful day outside, I hope you all get a chance to enjoy the sun today.” He ramble a bit about what he needed to get done, wish everyone a good day, and end the video by telling everyone he loves them. His account would be a positive place to go and everyone who saw something he posted would smile.

Mey-Rin’s account would show her daily life. She likes to go live while she is cleaning. She enjoys talking to her audience and appreciates whenever they offer her cleaning advice. In turn, she offers self defense advice whenever she is asked to. Her favorite thing to post is selfies with Bard and Finny. She posts about Ciel and Sebastian as well, but she knows that they don’t enjoy having their pictures taken and she respects that.

Bard’s account is full of cooking tutorials. His “claim to fame” is cooking with his flamethrower. Needless to say, most of his videos end up in flames. Regardless, he has managed to gain a good following. His followers enjoy his personality and find him entertaining. They do worry about his safety, so he agreed to have someone in the kitchen with him when he’s recording. Sebastian has no idea why he agreed to be said person. Sebastian stays out of the camera’s view, but he can be heard making comments throughout the video. Sebastian’s input usually ranges from “Not bad” to “No” to “You should change your name to fired_chef” depending on how badly the kitchen has been destroyed.

Tanaka usually posts about once a month or so. His account contains photos of the sky and teacups. His account is very peaceful and has a sense of calm surrounding it.

Madame Red was very active on her account. Her account was full of fashion, parties, etc. There were a ton of pictures of Ciel too. All of Ciel’s pictures had captions under them, telling the world how much she loved her nephew and how she considered him to be her own son. Her last post was a picture of Ciel in the Lady Ciel dress, right before the Viscount Druitt’s party. The caption was “The most precious thing in my life. I love you more than you will ever know ❤️” Ciel will never admit it, but after Madame Red’s death, he found himself scrolling through her account more often. The captions about him help him believe that she didn’t mean what she said to him before her death.

Lau’s account has been banned. For multiple reasons.

Grell’s account is full of selfies. She loves updating her followers on how she’s doing and what she’s doing. She shares every thought and idea on social media. Her followers love her personality and many are envious of her hair. Sebastian and Ciel know about her account. She follows both of them, so they checked out her account. At the time, her most recent video was about how Sebastian should change his handle to grells_sassy_bassy. Sebastian blocked her. Ciel liked the video and followed her back.

Undertaker posts his favorite jokes and coffins. He also lets his followers know whenever any of his coffins go on sale. He loves when his followers send him their favorite jokes.

William T. Spears never posts. The only reason he has an account is because Grell made it for him. The only thing on his account are selfies with him and the other reapers (mainly Grell) that Grell posted for him.

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Bonus!

One day, Undertaker came across the video Sebastian posted of Ciel. In his comment, he tagged Ciel and said “Hahaha! Nice video, butler. @ the_queens_guard_dog The next time you want information, consider this your payment!”

All of England heard Ciel yell, “SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS!!!”

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Wow, this was longer than expected. Thank you so much for the ask! I really enjoy the prompts that have been sent to me! My ask box is always open 💜

NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

What am I supposed to do now??

We all know that Dazai likes to make fun of Chuuya’s height, but picture this. Before Dazai left the Port Mafia, he had a routine of making a comment about Chuuya’s height at least once a week. It’s become tradition at this point. However, once Dazai left the Port Mafia, it’s not like he could just walk up to Chuuya like he used to. So, he had to improvise. He started by just sending letters every now and again to remind Chuuya that wearing a hat does nothing for his height. It got to a point where Chuuya didn’t even open the letters, just threw them in the fire place or shredder.

Once Dazai joined the ADA, he began borrowing people’s phones to text Chuuya since Chuuya blocked him years ago. Chuuya has now unknowingly blocked over half of the ADA members.

“Hey, Atsushi, can I borrow your phone for a second? I need to send a message to someone and it is of the utmost importance they see it right away.”

“Of course, but why not just use your phone?”

“I lost it.”

“It’s right there on the corner of your desk..?”

“We’re losing valuable time here, Atsushi.”

Once Atsushi handed Dazai his phone, Dazai immediately typed in Chuuya’s number and sent a message.

Soooo remember how you said that you were only 15 and still growing?

Dazai, I swear I will change my number.

How much have you grown again? Oh, that’s right

Lay off about my size will you!

“I’m only 15, I’m still growing!” Little did you know the only thing that would be growing was your hair.

Message not Delivered.

Atsushi was horrified to find out Dazai had used his phone to antagonize the gravity manipulator. Dazai was happy to get his weekly laugh. Chuuya was strongly considering unblocking Dazai’s number just to start sending him daily insults.

Couples that murder together stay together

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Hope y’all are ready for me to start clearing out my draft which means requests are back open!

No pressure, but I was wondering if you're still planning to do my Dadbastian request? Thanks!

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I really need to update this fic >_<

The first chapter of His Master, His Contract is up! I haven’t abandoned His Butler, Undercover or The Phantomhive Servants’ Favorite Moments, those chapters are just taking me a bit longer than expected. Both are in the editing stages and I will post them as soon as I can. Thank you for your patience! <3