Pov The New Hire At Your Detective Agency Turns Out To Be The Infamous Gravity-manipulator And Mafia

Damn it.

NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

What am I supposed to do now??

(BSD Chapter 114)

Attention my fellow fanfic writers!!

Now that it is canon that Dazai apparently was known to (at least by Chuuya) roll around on the floor when "fretting," we must act quickly and either add this crucial detail to either our on-going or future fics! Slow burns, fluffs, one-shots, everything- especially angst!!! I fully expect the next angst fic I read to have Dazai stop, drop, and roll. I will certainly be adding this to my current fic. I don't know when, but the time will come. That is all. Thank you *bows out, curtains close, etc.*

work overtime again.

My paintings, don't take them anywhere without credits.

Click on the photo to see if it's blurry.

Sebastian after Ciel does something stupid : FINE. Take my pulse.

Ciel : Not this again... -TAKE IT- Okay *takes his pulse*

Sebastian : What do you feel ??

Ciel : Nothing...?

Sebastian : Nothing because ?

Ciel : Because I gave you a heart attack with my foolishness...

Sebastian : BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS. EXACTLY. YOU KILLED ME. Congratulations.

Sebastian : Anyway. *restarts his heart*

HES SUCH A GOOD BIG BROTHER

I’m not season 2’s biggest fan, but this definitely happened.

Demon!Ciel: For the love of all sweets, Sebastian, do you have to make that blank face all the time?

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: You look completely broken.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: You’ve become boring.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: Is that all you can say?!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: …I hope you know you look like Claude.

Sebastian: How dare you-!

*Cue Ciel looking proud of himself because Sebastian is now ranting about he looks nothing about Claude and how low it was to compare him to said spider demon.

milk n’ honey

Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!

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