Damn It.

two tickets for the barbie movie please

AO3 is back up now!! Thank goodness 😭

NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

What am I supposed to do now??

No pressure, but I was wondering if you're still planning to do my Dadbastian request? Thanks!

Hello! Yes, I promise I’m still working on your Dadbastian request and I’m very sorry that it’s taking me awhile. School has been a bit of a pain lately, but I’ll have your request done as soon as I can 💜

Well I finally read 131.5 for the first time, and though I’ve seen some screenshots, there were so many really good things that I didn’t know happened:

Bard lends Sebastian his own pajamas because Seb doesn’t have any

Sebastian has trouble resting because he can hear the servants making mistakes and even potentially getting themselves into danger

Snake and Tanaka make porridge for Sebastian

They tell Ciel he should deliver the porridge because Ciel’s appreciation will make Sebastian feel better

Ciel delivers the porridge

Sebastian tries to be scary but Ciel says it won’t work because Sebastian is wearing frilly granny jammies

Sonboy laughs at a very perturbed dad

Ciel insists on sitting with Sebastian while he eats his porridge

The porridge tastes like shit

Dadbastian request: wasp in the house wasp in the house wasp in the house oh god kill it Sebastian hurry it's SWOOPING-

I cackled when I read this request 😂

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Buzz… Buzz… Buzz

Ciel looked up from his paperwork, annoyed at the sound that caused him to loose his focus. A few seconds later, he heard the servants running outside of his study. The door was slightly cracked, so their voices carried into the study.

“Mey-Rin! Wait! It’s too tiny for you to use your weapons!” Finny yelled as he ran after Mey-Rin.

“But Mr. Sebastian said to kill it.” Mey-Rin replied from down the hall.

“Come on! How hard is it to catch a bloody wasp?!” Bard yelled, running past Ciel’s study to catch up with the other two.

Wasp? Wasp?! There’s a wasp in the manor?! Ciel looked to the left, then to the right. Alright, maybe the wasp isn’t-

Buzzz

Ciel looked down. The wasp was on his stack of paper work, staring right at him.

~~~

"We're so sorry! We couldn't find it!" Mey-Rin and Finny exclaimed apologetically. Bard said nothing while scratching the back of his head.

"Keep looking. It's important that the wasp doesn't come in contact with the young master. He's deathly afraid of-" Sebastian was interrupted by said young master's screaming.

“Sebastian! Sebastian, get in here! Sebastian!”

Sebastian sighed.

"Wasps. He's afraid of wasps." Sebastian said before making his way towards Ciel's study.

~~~

As Sebastian approached Ciel's study, he heard a manner of crashes and objects being thrown about. He knocked on the door.

"My lord? May I-"

"Sebastian! Get this tiny devil out of here."

"A wasp is an Earth creature, my lord."

"You know what I meant! Do something!"

Sebastian opened the door and entered Ciel's study. However, Ciel was nowhere in his line of sight.

"My lord?"

"I'm right here." Ciel said, moving from behind the now open door to stand behind his butler.

"Ah, there you are. I was beginning to worry you decided to escape through the window." Sebastian said with a smirk.

"You're not funny." Ciel said with a glare.

"It's not good to lie, my lord. Now, where is this little devil of yours?"

Ciel continued to glare at Sebastian. Slowly, Ciel lifted his arm and pointed to the wall left of the window.

"It's right there." Ciel said before quickly moving his arm back, safely grasping his butler's tailcoat.

"Oh dear, what a terrifying creature. Had it managed to sting you, I'm sure you would be in pain for days. How unfortunate that would be."

"Stop stalling and kill the little demon already!"

"Now, my lord, there's no need to drag my kind into this." Sebastian scolded as he reached for a nearby dart.

"I'm not the one who placed this fear of wasps in you. You did that all on your own." Sebastian said as he threw the dart at the wasp.

Ciel let out a breath he hadn't known he'd been holding when the dart met it's target.

"There now, my lord. Now that I've slain the ferocious beast, perhaps you would like to continue your studies? You may want to focus on your German. I'm afraid your last score wasn't up to par."

"Perhaps you would like to spend the rest of the day with Pluto. Apparently, he's been quite lonely lately."

"Really now? I'll have to have Finny visit him more often."

"You and I both know Finny visits Pluto multiple times a day. He says Pluto wants to see you."

"Well, Pluto will just have to get over it." Sebastian said, leading Ciel back to his desk.

"I'll be back in an hour to fetch you for tea. If you can show improvement on your German, perhaps I can arrange for a chocolate dessert to be served after dinner." Sebastian said.

Ciel perked up at the mention of chocolate.

"If I finish the vocabulary you gave me, I get the chocolate dessert and milk with honey."

"I thought we agreed that milk with honey was reserved for nightmares?"

"You could at least consider it." Ciel said, crossing his arms. Sebastian sighed.

"Let's see how well you do on the vocabulary first, then we'll see."

Ciel rolled his eyes, but made no further complaints.

~~~

How did I do, Anon? I hope this was close to what you wanted! <3

hi i just read your fic on ao3 in this life time, we're sticking together and i rlly love it! ngl i'm a little worried for the angst to come but i'm still excited for the next chapter!

Ahhh thank you so much! I think you're from more angst until Dazai and Chuuya are back in Yokohama, so the next chapter should be some more fluff with hopefully a bit of humor. I really want to get them back to Yokohama asap because I want to write more Kouyou, Kyoka, and Chuuya interactions and introduce Akutagawa into the fic, but I am nervous about writing Mori. I have a very specific path I need him to take and I want to write it perfectly. Dazai too, now that I think about it. I love getting feedback so thank you for this! Love you anon!!

so i made a bsd and sk8 infinity crossover...

How do you think a conversation about Ciel wanting a puppy would go?

Ciel: Sebastian!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord?

Ciel: I want a puppy.

Sebastian: You have Pluto.

Ciel: He doesn’t count. I want a puppy, not a demon hound.

Sebastian: Isn’t Finny enough?

Ciel: No, he’s a human.

Sebastian: He acts like a puppy.

When I tell you I am in shambles, I mean I am in SHAMBLES