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More Soukoku Headcanons Because They Live Rent Free 24/7

Many assume Dazai is the more clumsy between the two as he is the most careless with his life, but Chuuya is more likely to get hurt by little day to day things. Stubbing his toe? Getting a paper cut the moment he takes his gloves off in his office? Struggling a bit to get down from the high chairs are the bar because Dazai bet he needed to use his ability to get up and down? All in a days work.

They both like sweets, but Dazai prefers his sweets to either be extremely sweet or bitter sweet while Chuuya prefers mildly sweet or sour to sweet.

Dazai can’t handle much spice, but Chuuya prefers spice.

Chuuya likes to sleep like a starfish and tends to accidentally kick or slap Dazai while sleeping. Once he realized simply hitting Chuuya back wasn’t working, he essentially turned into a koala and wrapped himself around Chuuya, successfully trapping his arms and legs. Chuuya was confused when he woke up the first time this happened, but he just chalked it up to Dazai being clingy (which is true, but wasn’t the main reason in this case).

If Dazai is having a bad day, Chuuya will try to get him out of the house and they’ll walk around until they can find something to do. If Chuuya is having a bad day, Dazai will try to keep him in the house and find some kind of lazy activity to do together.

Dazai loves using “gross and embarrassing” pet names in public, but rarely uses any in private except for the occasional “slip up”. The “gross and embarrassing” pet names as Chuuya so lovingly calls them include: babe, baby, slug of my life, darling, pretty boy, princess (Chuuya slapped him for this one), prince charming, pookie, sweet checks, pumpkin pie, sugar lips, my chibi heart, etc. The closest to calling Dazai a pet name Chuuya ever has gotten is calling him Osamu in private.

When Chuuya helps change Dazai's bandages, Dazai considers that one of their most intimate moments as that is when he feels most vulnerable. When Dazai stays with Chuuya post-Corruption, Chuuya considers that to be one of their most intimate moments as that is when he feels the most vulnerable.

Dazai's love languages are physical touch and quality time. Chuuya's love languages are gift giving and acts of service.

I finally broke and watched Danganronpa. I have no regrets.

Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

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Soukoku headcannons because they have taken over my life

(Remember how I said I don’t write romance? Guess there’s a first time of everything •v•)

Port Mafia

Dazai fell first and harder

They have matching rings they got from the arcade and wore them all the time until they eventually broke. The rings were bound to break eventually considering how many battles they had been through, but they didn’t break during a battle. The duo were arguing about who knows what for the millionth time and the rings just snapped. They looked down at the pieces of plastic that had hit the floor in silence for a few minutes. (“If Chuuya wanted a divorce he could’ve just said so.” “Shut up and go win us new ones.”)

They both have specific items they steal from each other whenever they’re going to be separated for some time (separate missions, hospital stays, etc.). Chuuya will steal Dazai’s black hoodie that has what looks like lightning strike decals on the sides of the sleeves. Dazai will steal Chuuya’s white blanket that has what is supposed to be a slug and a mackerel messily stitched in one of the corners from when Chuuya was first learning how to embroider. They always make sure to return it without the other noticing when they get back from wherever they were so the item will smell like the other when it’s time for the duo to be separated again. Of course, both know the other takes said items, but neither say anything.

They paint each other’s nails every now and then. Black is they’re default color but they’ve also tried various nude/pink shades, blues, reds, and some glitters.

They’ve both attempted eyeliner (liquid and pencil) and failed. Both ended up with the liner all over their eyelids, but that didn’t stop either of them from laughing at the other.

They were each other’s first kiss. It was 2 in the morning and they were watching a movie. Since they can never agree on what to watch, they have a bowl with random numbers in it and whichever number is pulled is what they type in on the tv. Tonight some romance movie had been selected. Neither were particularly interested but they watched anyways (mainly to see whose movie plot prediction was right). Chuuya was growing sleepy towards the end. Sleep never came easy to Dazai so he let his mind wonder why the kiss scene at the end was always made out to be this grand moment. He turned to Chuuya who had laid his head to rest on his shoulder. He tucked his finger under Chuuya’s chin to tilt his head up and connected their lips. It was quick, not nearly as drawn out as the one playing on the screen. Yes, they both liked dramatics but it’s important to not over do it. They both hummed as they broke apart. It was pleasant, but it was not firework worthy as the movies had made it seem. Chuuya rested his head again, this time in the crook of Dazai’s neck rather than the edge of his shoulder before saying “Next time put some chapstick on. Get the strawberry one.”

Dazai finds children to be annoying, but he doesn’t exactly like or dislike them. Chuuya adores children and finds them to be endearing. To Dazai, there is very little in this world that can make him laugh as children falling. He's not necessarily laughing because the child may or may not be hurt, but more so at the face they make when they're processing what happened and then start crying. Chuuya yells at him despite this explanation.

The first and last time they said "I love you" was the night Dazai left. Before placing the bomb under Chuuya's car, Dazai had used his spare key to enter Chuuya's apartment to take his car keys. An extra precaution to ensure Chuuya wasn't caught in the explosion. He was supposed to be in and out, but he couldn't resist checking on Chuuya one last time. He peeked into the bedroom to find Chuuya already fast asleep. He walked over and watched him for a bit, knowing it would be a long time before he would be able to do so again in peace. He reached in his pocket and applied the strawberry chapstick to his lips before leaning down to connect their lips. Chuuya stirred at the contact and even though he cracked his eyes open, it was clear his mind was still very much asleep. Dazai pulled back after a few seconds and placed the chapstick along with his spare apartment key on Chuuya's bedside table. He briefly debated on leave a note before deciding he had already been in the apartment for too long. The last thing he wanted was to make it seem like Chuuya knew of his departure beforehand. "I love you," Dazai said in a quiet voice. It took more in him to actually get the words out then he cares to admit. "I love you so much. Forgive me for what I'm about to do, especially to your car, but this is for the best." These words came out more broken then he intended, but he hopes he got his point across. "I love you too," Chuuya mumbled out, eyes shut and snuggling deeper into his pillow. Dazai would come to cherish the moment the second he stepped out of the apartment. Chuuya does not remember it, but believed those three words to have been merely apart of his dream.

When I tell you I am in shambles, I mean I am in SHAMBLES

Can anyone recommend any good dad Vader fics? Can feature Luke at any age or any Vader redemption or Luke corruption, I don’t care. Even Force Ghost Anakin is cool! Please just anything involving those two 😭 🤲

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Additional Tags: April Fools’ Day, Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Misunderstandings, Soft Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu is a Mess (Bungou Stray Dogs), Caring Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu is a Picky Eater (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Summary: Chuuya hummed in disinterest, “I’ve never really wanted an extravagant proposal. In all honesty, I’ve always found them rather tacky. Why involve a venue full of strangers in a moment thats meant to centre on you and your lover, y’know?”

Oh dear lord, he’d brought out the L-word…

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Or: Dazai has never had such a simple April Fools joke blow up in his face quite as badly as this one. Though perhaps that was because common sense had kept him from proposing as a prank before…

uhm so I ended up writing a really short fic based on this post in attempt to get over writer’s block (it didn’t work but hey I wrote something…?)

read HERE thank you

I’ve got all of the Dadbastian requests I got Friday ready to post in the morning! Thanks to everyone who submitted requests.

Also writing gives me something to do during my free period so keep blowing up my inbox! 💜💜💜