Uhm So I Ended Up Writing A Really Short Fic Based On This Post In Attempt To Get Over Writer’s Block

This post took me so long, but will forever be one of my favorites 💜

Ok ok here me out!! Black butler but they have social mediaa! What are they posting Miss Lokabrenna? 👀👀👀

Let’s see…

I think their usernames would look something like this.

Ciel: the_queens_guard_dog

Sebastian: simply_one_hell_of_a_butler

Finny: sunshine_boy

Mey-Rin: deadly_maid

Bard: fire_chef

Tanaka: ho_ho_ho

Madame Red: the_red_queen

Lau: my_my_how_interesting

Grell: the_queen_of_red

Undertaker: hahaha_coffins

William: william_t_spears

Ciel would also have an account for Funtom called official_funtom. He himself would rarely post on it, leaving that to Tanaka or Sebastian. The posts would be what toys and candies they’re selling, updates, and maybe a poll or two about candy flavors or which toy should be available first.

Ciel’s personal account wouldn’t have many posts. He’s not really into social media, but he is not above using his account to call people out when they annoy him. One time Ciel found a cat that he had told Sebastian to get rid of the previous week. He took a picture of the cat with the caption “Look what I found @ simply_one_hell_of_a_butler. You have 5 minutes to come dispose of this wretched creature before I tell Finny to come hug his new pet.” Luckily for the cat, Sebastian saw the post in time and hid it in his room took it to an animal shelter.

Sebastian’s account consists of a ton of cat pictures. A ton. The cat pictures range from random cats he found walking around London to full-blown cat photoshoots he did at the Phantomhive manor while Ciel was asleep. Sebastian posted cat pictures from the moment he got social media. This caused Ciel to assume that was all Sebastian was posting, so he never checks Sebastian’s posts. Sebastian uses this knowledge to his advantage. If Ciel had bothered to check Sebastian’s posts in the last 2 years, he would have noticed that he features in a lot of them. He also would have noticed that Sebastian had discovered every cat filter in existence. There is one short video Sebastian posted that would make Ciel flip his lid. It just so happens to be Sebastian’s favorite video. Sebastian found Ciel asleep at his desk (again) and decided to take the opportunity to test out the new blue neon lights cat ears and whiskers filter he had discovered that morning. He pressed record and took care to get just the right angle. He placed his other hand on Ciel’s head. Ciel stirred and looked up. Ciel was clearly still half asleep but mumbled, “Did you bring cake?” Ciel had eaten his dinner in his office and the plate was still there. Sebastian noticed some broccoli that had been left on the plate and grabbed a piece. He handed the piece of broccoli to Ciel and said, “I brought you this.” Ciel took the broccoli and touched it with the tip of his tongue. After a second, he pulled back and looked up at Sebastian. With the most heartbroken expression and voice Ciel said, “This isn’t cake.” The video cut off with Sebastian saying, “Oh, Bocchan, don’t cry-!” Ciel was confused, but pleasantly surprised when Sebastian brought him a piece of cake the next morning.

Finny’s account contains photos and videos of the Phantomhive garden, animals, and himself. Every morning he posts a short video of himself outside. He would start the video by saying something along the lines of, “Good morning everyone! It’s such a beautiful day outside, I hope you all get a chance to enjoy the sun today.” He ramble a bit about what he needed to get done, wish everyone a good day, and end the video by telling everyone he loves them. His account would be a positive place to go and everyone who saw something he posted would smile.

Mey-Rin’s account would show her daily life. She likes to go live while she is cleaning. She enjoys talking to her audience and appreciates whenever they offer her cleaning advice. In turn, she offers self defense advice whenever she is asked to. Her favorite thing to post is selfies with Bard and Finny. She posts about Ciel and Sebastian as well, but she knows that they don’t enjoy having their pictures taken and she respects that.

Bard’s account is full of cooking tutorials. His “claim to fame” is cooking with his flamethrower. Needless to say, most of his videos end up in flames. Regardless, he has managed to gain a good following. His followers enjoy his personality and find him entertaining. They do worry about his safety, so he agreed to have someone in the kitchen with him when he’s recording. Sebastian has no idea why he agreed to be said person. Sebastian stays out of the camera’s view, but he can be heard making comments throughout the video. Sebastian’s input usually ranges from “Not bad” to “No” to “You should change your name to fired_chef” depending on how badly the kitchen has been destroyed.

Tanaka usually posts about once a month or so. His account contains photos of the sky and teacups. His account is very peaceful and has a sense of calm surrounding it.

Madame Red was very active on her account. Her account was full of fashion, parties, etc. There were a ton of pictures of Ciel too. All of Ciel’s pictures had captions under them, telling the world how much she loved her nephew and how she considered him to be her own son. Her last post was a picture of Ciel in the Lady Ciel dress, right before the Viscount Druitt’s party. The caption was “The most precious thing in my life. I love you more than you will ever know ❤️” Ciel will never admit it, but after Madame Red’s death, he found himself scrolling through her account more often. The captions about him help him believe that she didn’t mean what she said to him before her death.

Lau’s account has been banned. For multiple reasons.

Grell’s account is full of selfies. She loves updating her followers on how she’s doing and what she’s doing. She shares every thought and idea on social media. Her followers love her personality and many are envious of her hair. Sebastian and Ciel know about her account. She follows both of them, so they checked out her account. At the time, her most recent video was about how Sebastian should change his handle to grells_sassy_bassy. Sebastian blocked her. Ciel liked the video and followed her back.

Undertaker posts his favorite jokes and coffins. He also lets his followers know whenever any of his coffins go on sale. He loves when his followers send him their favorite jokes.

William T. Spears never posts. The only reason he has an account is because Grell made it for him. The only thing on his account are selfies with him and the other reapers (mainly Grell) that Grell posted for him.

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Bonus!

One day, Undertaker came across the video Sebastian posted of Ciel. In his comment, he tagged Ciel and said “Hahaha! Nice video, butler. @ the_queens_guard_dog The next time you want information, consider this your payment!”

All of England heard Ciel yell, “SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS!!!”

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Wow, this was longer than expected. Thank you so much for the ask! I really enjoy the prompts that have been sent to me! My ask box is always open 💜

Gyomei's crow has the best tea among the other crows.

Can you write Sebastian taking Ciel’s soul but make it as sad as you can? I need to cry 🖤

Well, I usually try to write things to make people happy, but if crying will make you feel better, then I’ll do my best. I also write requests in the order I get them, but I’ll get this one out ASAP. I hope you’re alright, Anon 💜

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“Where are we?” Ciel asked as they approached the island.

“Somewhere far away from your world. I figured this would be the best place for everything to come to an end.” Sebastian said as he brought the boat to shore.

Sebastian stepped out of the boat before lifting Ciel into his arms. Had the contract still been in place, Ciel probably would have insisted that he could walk just fine and didn’t need to be coddled. However, these moments were his last, so if Sebastian wanted to carrying him, why not let him? Besides, he was so tired.

Ciel buried his face into the demon’s neck and decided to rest his eyes. He wasn’t sure if he was dreaming or not, but he thought he heard the demon say, ‘You’re still such a child,’ before using his free hand to hold the back of his head.

Part of Sebastian was glad Ciel had fallen asleep. There was a bit of a walk ahead of them, plus this gave him some time to think.

Sebastian had already decided he was going to be gentle when taking Ciel’s soul. The boy had done nothing to warrant his last moments being nothing but extreme pain and suffer that no human could even fathom. Sure, Ciel had been a brat, but he had never been cruel. Well, except for when he forbade Sebastian from keeping cats inside the manor, but Sebastian had mostly forgiven him for that.

‘Even without it, I’m still the head of the Phantomhives, and that won’t change!”

‘Stay with me… until I fall asleep.’

‘Sebastian!’

‘You can never betray me.’

‘Stay with me.’

What a child indeed.

~~~

“We’ve arrived, Young Master.”

Ciel was awoken by Sebastian voice, just like many other times. He turned his head to look at his surroundings, but kept his head resting on Sebastian’s shoulder. He hummed in response, but said nothing.

Sebastian moved to place Ciel down onto the couch-like stone, but Ciel tightened his hold around Sebastian’s neck.

“Young Master?” Sebastian asked as he straightened back up.

‘Oh no. Please, please don’t start begging for your life now. Don’t make this any harder than it already is.’ Sebastian silently pleaded.

“You didn’t tell me your name.” Ciel said, still holding Sebastian tight.

“What?” Sebastian asked, raising an eyebrow.

“On my 11th birthday, I asked you to tell me your real name and you said that you would tell me when I was older. Well, I’m not going to get any older, so will you tell me now?”

‘Well, I’m not going to get any older, so will you tell me now?’ rang in Sebastian’s head.

“What would you say to one last game, my lord?”

“I like games.” Ciel yawned. Sebastian chuckled.

“I know you do. Do you recall the poem you would ask me to read to you before bed?”

“Do you mean “The Raven?” Don’t act like you didn’t enjoy the poem too, Sebastian.”

“I never said I wasn’t fond of the poem as well, my lord. Now tell me, who was your favorite from said poem?”

“The raven.”

“And what form did I have when I first appeared to you?”

“… A raven.” Ciel answered, his eyes widening a bit. Sebastian smirk.

“Won’t you quote the raven for me?”

“Are you-?”

“Nevermore.” Sebastian and Ciel said in unison.

“Nevermore… I like Sebastian better.”

“That was rather rude of you, my lord. However, I suppose the name Sebastian as grown on me these past few years.” Sebastian said with a sad smile.

Ciel gave a small chuckle before relaxing onto Sebastian once again. Sebastian looked up at the moon. He placed his hand back on Ciel’s head.

“It’s time.”

Ciel sighed and let his grip on Sebastian loosen.

“Alright.”

Sebastian placed Ciel on the couch-like stone and knelt in front of him.

“I’m going to put you to sleep now, my lord. It will be easier that way.” Sebastian said. The ‘for both of us’ didn’t need to be said aloud. They both knew.

Sebastian removed Ciel’s eyepatch and let it fall to the ground. He brushed Ciel’s hair out of the way as he let his magic take hold of the boy.

“Goodnight, ‘Bastian.” Ciel muttered as his eyes closed for the last time. Sebastian felt a stab in his chest at those words.

~~~

“Sleep well, my lord.” Sebastian said as placed “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe on the bedside table and tucked the newly turned 11 year old into bed. The irony of the duo’s favorite poem for now lost on the younger.

“Good night, ‘Bastian.” The young Earl muttered as he feel asleep. Sebastian brushed Ciel’s hair away from his closed eyes before collecting the candelabra and walking out of Ciel’s bedroom. Tomorrow was a new day with new adventures awaiting them. There was never a dull day in the Phantomhive Manor.

~~~

“Sleep well, my little lord.” Sebastian whispered.

This day will forever mark the end of both Ciel Phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis.

~~~

Well, Anon, I hope this helps. If it makes you feel any better, it made me cry. Maybe this is why I stick to fluff with light angst. 🥲

(Just to be safe, I don’t own “The Raven” or Black Butler)

Chapter 2/?

Mainly Angst with some Fluff at the end, Hurt/Comfort

Thanks again to @battle-ax-nation 🩵

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

The first chapter of The Phantomhive Servants’ Favorite Moments is on ao3

Finny and Sebastian watched in confusion as Ciel started to sneeze.

“Bocchan? Are you alright?”

“Sebastian, I think there is a cat somewhere nearby.” Ciel said as he motioned for Sebastian to pick him up. Sebastian raised an eyebrow. It was rare for Ciel to want to be held, but Sebastian complied and held Ciel to his chest.

Sebastian scanned the yard, trying to find the lovely creature that Ciel was unfortunately allergic to.

As promised, here it is @spoiledbrat217!

Sorry it took so long, but I’m back to writing now! Hope you like the story! Let me know if you’re looking to read anymore dadbastian fics because I would love to write more! 🩵

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It happens every time they travel outside of London. Originally, Ciel believed the only reason people mistook Sebastian for the Earl of Phantomhive was because he was the only adult between the two. Ciel mainly ignored it and allowed Sebastian to clear up the misconception on his own, but one merchant in York caught his attention.

"Ah, Vincent! It is good to see you, my old friend!"

Both Earl and Butler stopped in their tracks. Ciel glanced around the room in an attempt to locate who the merchant was referring to. At the same time, Sebastian addressed the merchant and explained that Vincent had been succeeded by his son. The merchant, in his old age, seemed to not understand what Sebastian was saying.

"Ah, I see. You are getting ready to pass on some of the lighter duties of being an Earl to your son, so you brought him with you to teach him finances and such. Do be careful taking him out, he looks a bit frail."

Ciel glared at the merchant and Sebastian smirked.

"And please, do something about that awful haircut. It looked better the way you had it awhile ago."

Now, Sebastian glared at the merchant and Ciel smirked.

That interaction had taken place two days ago and had not left Ciel's mind. Why had the merchant mistaken Sebastian for his father? Well, Sebastian had been mistaken for his father before when traveling to places they would not be recognized. Yet, he had been addressed as his father, Vincent Phantomhive.

Apparently, the interaction had yet to leave Sebastian's mind as well. However, it wasn't being mistaken for the late Earl that was haunting him.

Ciel turned his head to observed his appearance obsessed butler who was focused on his reflection in the window. Ciel attempted to resist the urge to roll his eyes and place his head in his hands.

His attempt failed.

"The merchant was balding. I don't know why you're letting this bother you." Ciel said.

Sebastian sighed and walked to Ciel's desk. He picked up the papers Ciel had been working on and began to sort through them.

"This is why I don't like humans, they're all so rude. How dare they comment on my appearance. They're all going to grow old and ugly. I'm never going to grow old and ugly..."

While Sebastian went on his little tangent, Ciel turned to look at him. To analyze him.

After about 30 seconds, Sebastian caught his eye and raised an eyebrow.

"But I'll never grow old and ugly." Ciel replied with a smirk after a beat of silence. Sebastian smirked back.

“No, you won’t. I can promise you that.”

“But you’ll still grow old. After all, you are already old.”

Sebastian’s smirk falls.

“Must you be so cruel to me, my lord? I’m always so kind to you-.”

“You were just smiling at my impending death.”

“Well, yes, but that’s still a ways off. And I’m brought more joy at the thought of finally receiving my dinner than it’s side effect.”

“Mhm.”

~~~

It wasn’t until later that night (or, more specifically, the early hours of the next morning) that Ciel finally saw it.

Ciel was no strangers to nightmares and, by extension, Sebastian could be labeled the same. He’s accepted that he’ll most likely suffer nightmares for the remainder of his life; yet, he’s also aware that his butler will be with him even when he has taken his last breath. The routine will remain a constant: Ciel has a nightmare, wakes up, calls Sebastian to stay with him, on occasion will demand warm milk with honey, and Sebastian will stay with him until it is time to wake up.

Too bad the usual routine was nonexistent that night.

The dream started off pleasant, he and his family were all together in the sitting room. Mother had even allowed him a second slice of the chocolate cake they had for dessert. They were happy and everything was peaceful.

Until it wasn’t.

He saw, felt, smelled, and heard everything. The smell of ash, the unbearable heat produced only by raging flames, his parents screams.

He felt someone grab him, he felt being thrown into a cage, he smelled death, he heard death. No details were spared. He relived everything. Only one thing was missing and that was Sebastian never appeared. The last thing he saw was a man bring a knife down for the killing blow.

Ciel woke up with a blood curling scream, soon followed by heaving sobs and more screams.

The whole manor awoke at the sound of his distress and rushed to him.

Sebastian (unsurprisingly) arrived first, quickly followed by Mey-Rin, Bard, Finny, and Tanaka.

“What’s wrong?” Sebastian asked, sounding more surprised than alarmed.

“Did someone break in?!” Bard exclaimed, weapons ready.

“I don’t see any disturbance to the room. No signs of anyone breaking in.” Mey-Rin reported, glasses off.

“Doesn’t mean there couldn’t be something outside.” Finny said, hand still on one of the doors.

“What wrong, my lord?” Sebastian asked again as he moved towards Ciel. He received a scream mixed with a sob in return. Sebastian knelt by his charge’s bed.

“Young master?”

Ciel had yet to turn his attention to any of his servants, instead keeping gaze strictly down.

Sebastian sighed.

“Alright, Mey-Rin, Finny, and Bard, go search the yard for any disturbances. Tanaka, tell Finny to put down the door and then call the repairman.”

“Huh?” Finny questioned before turning to see that he had torn the door off of the doorway and was holding it upright by the doorknob. Finny let out a yelp and let go.

The sound of the door hitting the floor caused Ciel left his head up in alarm. Sebastian was the first one he saw, except he didn’t see Sebastian. He saw a man who looked nearly identical to his father, save for the darker hair and red eyes. The way he was looking at him, waiting for him to speak, worried for his safety yet not worried at all because he knows he’ll get the situation resolved soon. Vincent used to look at him He almost looked like he cared for him. Ciel’s breathing slowed just a little as he reached his hand out only to retract it.

“Fa-…”

Sebastian didn’t move aside from tilting his head.

“Hm? Do you want something?”

‘Earl! It has been too long. Is this your son? How adorable! How have you been?’

‘Earl Phantomhive! It’s a pleasure to see you and your son! Oh dear, what happened to his eye?’

‘Taking your son out today, Earl Phantomhive?’

‘Ah, Vincent! It is good to see you, my old friend!’

The voices swarmed in Ciel’s head as he continued to stare at his butler. Said butler was staring right back at him as he tried to decipher what had caused the Earl such distress. Sebastian tilted his head to the other side.

“Did you have a nightma-?”

Sebastian was cut off as Ciel wrapped his arm around his shoulders and buried his head in the crook of his neck.

A beat of silence passes before Sebastian raises his hand in a shooing motion towards the servants. The others left the room as quietly as possible to search the property as previously ordered.

Sebastian places a hand on top of Ciel’s head in an attempt to both soothe and fix the boy’s messy hair (it had been bugging him).

“Well, this is new.” Sebastian said, a bit uncomfortable due to the tears soaking into his uniform, but no harm was done.

Sebastian’s main concern at the moment was Ciel’s heart beat which was much too quick for his liking. At this rate, Ciel would work himself up to becoming ill or worse.

“… It’s not fair.” Ciel managed to get out through his sobs. Sebastian raised an eyebrow.

“Hardly anything is.” Sebastian agreed, eyes scanning the room for the fifth time just to ensure no foul play had occurred. He was sure nothing had happened but the current state Ciel was in made him question his senses. Nightmares are an easy fix, they had their routine. Surely, something must have happen.

Ciel continued to mumble various things that Sebastian could not understand and labeled as hysterics. Normally, Sebastian would have made his young charge warm milk with honey by now, but the young master didn’t seem interested in letting him go any time soon. How… inconvenient.

So, he stayed. He stayed until Ciel ended up crying himself to sleep and he stayed until the servants returned.

He really should have left the moment he sensed the servants making their way back up to Ciel’s room.

Sebastian could hear the servants whisper among themselves before shushing Finny after he exclaimed something about a great idea.

Slowly, the servants made their way over to the pair. Sebastian repressed a sigh.

“What now? Whatever it is, you’ll have to manage it yourselves. I’m a bit tied down at the moment.” Sebastian asked, his attention still focused on Ciel.

The servants glanced at each other, smiling.

“I’m gonna take that as a yes.” Bard said and the servants quickly left the room in hushed discussions.

Sebastian decided it was best to ignore whatever they were up to now for the sake of his own sanity. Ciel’s heartbeat had begun to slow to a pace Sebastian deemed healthy for a human. He’ll stay with the boy for another 10 minutes to ensure his sleep was at least somewhat peaceful. Afterwords, he will tuck the young Earl back into bed and resume his duties.

5 minutes had passed when the servants returned with pillows, blankets, marshmallows, and plushies. Sebastian used his free hand to rub his forehead.

“Why-?”

“Don’t look at us like that! You’re the one who said we could have a slumber party.” Bard whisper-yelled.

Sebastian was about to point out that he never technically said yes before he noticed the what Bard was holding.

“Bardroy, why the hell do you have pink unicorn plushie?” Sebastian asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Her name is Bubblegum!”

“It’s okay, Mister Sebastian! Bard said that real manly men love unicorns. Look! I have a yellow one! Her name is Yellow!” Finny said, proudly displaying Yellow.

Bard beamed with pride and patted Finny on the shoulder. Sebastian looked less than impressed.

“How creative.” Sebastian deadpanned. Sebastian also took note of the purple owl Mey-Rin held and the teddy bear that laid on Tanaka’s head.

Sebastian sighed and shook his head.

Mey-Rin and Tanaka began to set up their respective sleeping areas while Finny was excitedly explaining Yellow’s backstory to Bard and Sebastian who looked like he wanted to jump out of the window to escape this hell. It was obvious Bard was the only of the two invested in the story as he was the only one asking questions and interacting.

The surrounding noise caused Ciel to begin to stir a bit. He wasn’t fully awake, if anything he was mostly still asleep, but he decided that his current position of his upper body resting on Sebastian and his lower body still resting on the bed was no longer comfortable. He tried to push himself off of the bed using his legs, but ended up moving less than an inch.

“My lord?” Sebastian questioned. The servants began to hush, worried they had disrupted the young master’s sleep. Ciel hummed in response and tugged on Sebastian’s tailcoat. Sebastian raised an eyebrow.

Ciel let out a huff and tugged on the tailcoat again.

“What is it?”

Ciel let out a unsatisfied hum. The servants began to throw out ideas as to what they thought Ciel may want.

“Maybe he’s cold?”

“Maybe he wants a unicorn too?”

“I think he wants a hug!”

“Ho, ho, ho, some things never change.”

The servants and Sebastian quickly turn their heads around.

“Look! It’s the real Tanaka!” Finny said with a bright smile.

“What do you mean?” Sebastian asked.

“The young master has always been susceptible to nightmares, even as a small toddler. I imagine they’ve only gotten worse due to past events.” Tanaka said, getting up to walk towards the pair.

“Whenever the young master didn’t possess the strength to seek out his parents, his father would answer his cries and hold him until morning. So, I assume,” Tanaka said, moving the young Earl to rest completely on Sebastian’s chest.

“This is what he is after.” Tanaka stated, before shrinking again and silence fell over the room.

Sebastian moved so his back was against the side of the bed and Ciel could have a clear view of the exit should he wake from another nightmare.

“Guess instead of being ‘one hell of a butler’ you’re actually one hell of a cradle!” Bard said with a smile.

“Bardroy, do you enjoy breathing?”

~~~

When Ciel woke up, his first thought was to go back to sleep. He was enveloped in a comforting warm and Sebastian had yet to throw the curtains open. Then, he heard snoring.

“Hmm… what...?” Ciel mumbled.

“Ah, good morning, my lord.” Sebastian said in a voice that was much too cheerful to be used during the morning. Nevertheless, Ciel returned the greeting out of reflex before turning towards the source of the noise.

“What’s going on?” Ciel asked with a yawn.

“Apparently, they couldn’t bare the thought of leaving you alone after last night. You gave us quite the scare.” Sebastian said.

“Even you?”

“Even me.”

Ciel studied Sebastian once more before shaking his head. It’s just a coincidence. Sebastian had never met his father, he had only seen paintings after he had taken his form. There was no way for Sebastian to have purposefully taken a form that could pass for his father’s twin or at the very least brother. Unless Sebastian had somehow managed to look through his memories, there was no way-…

Oh, that bastard!

“Hm? Do I have something on my face?”

Ciel blinked. Confronting the demon would only lead to an argument that Ciel would most likely loose. Besides, he didn’t have the energy to go back and forth right now. So, he settled with the best thing he could think of.

“No, it’s nothing. Looks like some more wrinkles have made themselves known.”

Sebastian said nothing but narrowed his eyes at the child in his arms. This would be frightening to anyone else, but the effect was lost on Ciel. Mainly because Sebastian barely wasted any time before glancing around the room, looking for somewhere to look at his reflection.

Ciel smirked and turned his attention back to the still sleeping servants.

“Why the hell is Bard sleeping with a pink unicorn?”

~~~

Does anyone know any fics where Sebastian looking like Vincent is adressed? Either from gossiping from the servants or even Ciel thinking about it,

I kinda wanna read something like that.

When I tell you I am in shambles, I mean I am in SHAMBLES

work overtime again.

My paintings, don't take them anywhere without credits.

Click on the photo to see if it's blurry.

The bullet didn't go through his skull, Dazai is not dead

Dazai has plot armor, he is not dead

Chuuya will get out of the vampirism somehow, he won't die

They aren't gonna kill each other

Skk are gonna get out of mersault together and then talk things out and kiss!!

I am not delusional!

Going back to my mixed feelings on season 2, I love the idea of Ciel becoming a demon and Sebastian being like “Well, shit, I guess I have a kid now” and them becoming a duo.

Anyways, can you imagine them making contracts now? You can’t tell me that it wouldn't be entertaining.

Sebastian: So, you wish to make a contract with us? Very well, what do you wish?

Random Person: Yeah, cool. I just want to pass my math test tomorrow.

Sebastian and Ciel: What?

Random Person: Yeah, so… I lowkey forgot that math was a thing for awhile and my brother bet $10 that I would fail and I want my $10. So can you make me pass or no?

Ciel: Well, back in my day we didn’t make contracts for such pointless things. Don’t you want revenge on anyone??

Sebastian: Not everyone can be Ciel Phantomhive. But, seriously, you’re wasting your life over a math test? Just study.

Random Person: I don’t have enough time. Do you want to eat or not.

Ciel: Kids these days.

I have so many ideas for these to a point it's not even funny.