I’ve Got All Of The Dadbastian Requests I Got Friday Ready To Post In The Morning! Thanks To Everyone

thinking about Chuuya getting an orange cat with a temperament similar to his— eg. it always hisses when Chuuya tries to cuddle with it but at night, when Chuuya's asleep, it goes and curls up next to him in bed ╥﹏╥

once Chuuya came home later than usual (bc work held him back), only to find his cat sitting at the front door extremely angry and Chuuya thought it was bc his cat was hungry but actually it was just worried and upset that its owner hadn't come home yet wahhh

also sometimes Chuuya brings his paperwork home and works really late into the night bc he wants to get it all done (especially if he's going away for a mission) and the moment he yawns his cat will jump onto the desk and flick off the light switch, sitting on his paperwork until he caves and goes to bed

More Soukoku PLS 🙏🙏🙏

So I think it's safe to say that the fandom has agreed that Chuuya is rather grumpy when he's tired (and I love that we have all accepted this as fact). So, imagine they are on their way home from Meursault and the plane hits a bit of turbulence. Nothing terrible, but enough to wake Sleeping Beauty (read: Chuuya) who has only been asleep for about 45 minutes.

Chuuya: Grantors of-

Dazai, poking Chuuya's cheek: Chuuya, no. It is not that serious.

Chuuya, swatting Dazai's hand away: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you spent the last few days preparing to break you out of jail, breaking into Meursault, cosplaying a vampire, following the son of a bitch known as Fyodor around and following every fucking order-

Dazai: Chuuya-

Chuuya: Having to listen to you go on and on about fate and destiny and wtf was that even about??

Dazai: Uh-

Chuuya: Whatever, more importantly, I think I still have water in my lungs, Dazai.

Dazai: And my head still hurts, but you don't see me-

Chuuya: Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. Poor Dazai has a headache! Whatever will we do?! Someone save him! Quick, call a doctor!

Dazai: Then go get a doctor, Chuuya, since your legs are perfectly fine unlike mine!

Chuuya: You wanna go?!

Sigma: Both of you, zip it! Please! I'm trying to figure out where all of these bruises came from and I can't think with you two arguing. For crying out loud, it looks like I've been dropped 15 times!

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: ...

Sigma: ...What?

Dazai: Oh, nothing. I'm sorry Fyodor did that to you.

Chuuya: Yeah, that was real fucked up of him. I'm going back to sleep.

pov the new hire at your detective agency turns out to be the infamous gravity-manipulator and mafia executive who went missing two years ago wwyd

remember this post I made a few days ago about ADA!Chuuya wearing Dazai's coat? yeah well i went ahead and drew the loser and his oversized coat

(i may or may not have added the ring impulsively only bc i was inspired by this lovely fanfic i read last night)

milk n’ honey

Chapter 5/? This chapter is where some of the darker themes begin. If that makes you uncomfortable, please do not continue reading from this point. I plan to keep some humor in the story, but it will only get darker from here. Put yourself first <3

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Additional Tags: April Fools’ Day, Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Misunderstandings, Soft Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu is a Mess (Bungou Stray Dogs), Caring Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu is a Picky Eater (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Summary: Chuuya hummed in disinterest, “I’ve never really wanted an extravagant proposal. In all honesty, I’ve always found them rather tacky. Why involve a venue full of strangers in a moment thats meant to centre on you and your lover, y’know?”

Oh dear lord, he’d brought out the L-word…

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Or: Dazai has never had such a simple April Fools joke blow up in his face quite as badly as this one. Though perhaps that was because common sense had kept him from proposing as a prank before…

Hmmmmmmm

hmmmmm

Oh my gosh YAY!!! Can’t wait to read it

(BSD Chapter 114)

Attention my fellow fanfic writers!!

Now that it is canon that Dazai apparently was known to (at least by Chuuya) roll around on the floor when "fretting," we must act quickly and either add this crucial detail to either our on-going or future fics! Slow burns, fluffs, one-shots, everything- especially angst!!! I fully expect the next angst fic I read to have Dazai stop, drop, and roll. I will certainly be adding this to my current fic. I don't know when, but the time will come. That is all. Thank you *bows out, curtains close, etc.*

kuroshitsuji music taste headcanons because i can

modern AU for convenience, also long post warning

- sebastian listens to the most pretentious classical music ever created. he also only listens to music in the car. made ciel learn to play the violin or something. he hates modern music with a burning passion

-ciel says he listens to classical music to keep his dignity, but he actually listens to nightcore versions of fnaf fan songs. he would not admit this under any circumstances

-alois is very open about listening to nightcore versions of fnaf songs, however he does not have headphones and plays music everywhere. when claude got him headphones he started singing along. badly

-claude has never willingly listened to music in his life, and he does not plan on starting ever. he probably thinks alois’s fansongs are all that exists. once he listened to dubstep and it gave him a seizure

-undertaker listens to old, old rock music. the shit on your moms cassete tape in the 70s. he is the biggest music nerd you have ever seen, but he has never willingly listened to a song from after 1995 and will keep it that way

-grelle listens to the horniest pop music ever made. she listens to anime character tiktok edit audio songs. that and musicals. so, so many musicals. she probably also sings along, but sings better than alois

-william says he doesn’t listen to music, but he’s secretly a huge music nerd, especially about old music. my guy would be in band in high school. probably not a band kid, though. he hung out with the calculus kids

-ronald just listens to the radio. taylor swift fan, but only when she made pop music in like 2015. his entire playlist consists of top 40 hits. he doesn’t know what music genres are

AO3 is back up now!! Thank goodness 😭

NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

What am I supposed to do now??