Maybe The Real Villians Are The Incels We Met Along The Way.

Update: there is hope on the horizon. I don't want to jinx anything so I'm not going to be specific, but I could make it out of finals alive and unskinned.

Yo I have a boyfriend you can't be saying that kind of thing to me.

(He doesn't have to know though 👀)

Would you still love me if I was a worm? 🪱

Absolutely I would keep you in a container with holes in the top and feed you rotting flesh every day 😊

Okay, but what does Vetinari do during Hogwatch? Does he go on business as usual? Do the clerks?

Because I feel like some otherworldly entity with villinous things in mind for Ankh-Morpork try to do an evil version of A Christmas Carol on him. Like, every year they try and every year he scares them away by just not putting up with it at all.

And Drumknott is the complete opposite of Bob Cratchett in every way.

happy out of touch thursday

When I read The Truth, I thought Otto's last name was pronounced "shriek". However, I'm listening to Mathew Baynton's narration and he's pronouncing it like an aggressive "creak". Does anyone know which one it is?

Also having watched Yonderland, I swear I've heard the voice he's using for Otto before. It's really bugging me because I can't quite place it.

Hurriedly skipping through Holmes and Watson having emotional scenes while I'm testing is really funny

It's like "But I" spacebar

"What if" spacebar

"Can-" spacebar

"Holmes, wha-" spacebar

"Perha-" spacebar

Sorry lads there's no time for that now

Audrey Hepburn vs Eartha Kitt is an actual crime against humanity.

You bastard!

*goes back to weeping over the choices this round*

You're welcome!

All quarterfinals polls are now up:

Audrey Hepburn vs Eartha Kitt

Rita Moreno vs Marlene Dietrich

Hedy Lamarr vs Anna May Wong

Lauren Bacall vs Diahann Carroll

It was 15 years of heartache for the Doctor and Donna's family, but for Donna and her daughter they just girl bossed their way out of it in only 5 minutes.

Good for them.

Happy Birthday Terry Pratchett 🎂 🥳

First off, the first Discworld book I read was Reaper Man, so I would totally suggest reading that one first.

Along those lines, I think my favorite (main) character is...Death!! He's such a dork I love him.

Lastly, my favorite book has got to be Making Money. It was the third Discworld book I ever read, and it has my favorite character interactions in it. Also, my favorite side character Cosmo Lavish!!

(I don't care what anyone says, my man did nothing wrong.)