Bill In My Sims Game?

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

Thinking about the fact I had to delete my old account, because one of my irl freinds scrolled so far through the billford tag (or was it fiddlestan) that they found one of my posts.

He would kill a CEO

I love thinking about the biggest real crimes and think about whether Stan Pines would do them.

like, I think Stan would be DB cooper, and he would be the Silk Road guy.

He wouldn’t do Theranos because he respects Ford to much to ruin his reputation in the scientific community.

He would fake discovering an element for clout.

He would shoot JFK, but purely for personal reasons.

All heists are definitely crimes Stan would do.

Stan would totally be a hacker, asking Ford to build him tools that make it easy.

Stan would in-fact be one of those bike phone snatchers in London.

Stan would ABSOLUTELY sell dodgy copper and carry around the complaints he got as a trophy.

Stan would steal the Mona Lisa.

he wouldn’t do any of the actually scary crimes, but it’s so funny to think about some of these events and replace the people doing them with Stan

please! Reblog with real crimes you think Stan would do!

Billford shippers VS fidauther shippers

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

How do I un-meli my tonin

TFW you played Stardew valley till 12, took your meds with a sip of soda, and now have to do two pages of work that are due tomorrow :)

MatPat appeared in WHAT

Dipper Pines would be obsessed with undertale send post

My favorite thing is when people take something that was /never/ meant to be taken that seriously, and overanalyze it so much that it improves the canon 10fold

i love love love love love names when it comes to character analysis... not meanings (well. meanings too but this isn't what this post is about.) but how they're indicative of a character's identity and therefore their authenticity and trust of other people.

i've been thinking about this with grunkle stan specifically. notice how even after stealing ford's identity he still goes by stan?? yeah. he IS stan pines. by the time the show starts the only context in which he was pretending to be ford was legally. when people think of stanford pines they don't think of the strange man doing god knows what in the secluded cabin in the woods, and why would they?? they hardly knew the real ford anyway. to the people of gravity falls, there wasn't much identity for stan to be stealing. he isn't really lying to people about who he is, he just isn't telling the whole truth. hence stanley vs stanford. yeah?? yeah???

so like. isn't it funny that the character having a legal dispute with him over stealing his home calls him by his supposed full name. gideon doesn't care about stan as a person, he only cares about getting the shack off him. stan is literally just a legal obstacle to gideon. is this anything.

ALSO ALSO. the majority of the fake names he used still have some aspect of his real name in them. this man can't help but be authentic to some degree. literally the only reason he lies about who he is is for self-preservation. he doesn't want to lie to people — he literally risks being found out by using similar fake names just to keep being somewhat himself — but he has to if he wants to stay safe. stanley middle name pines they could never make me hate you.

1: Coyote, Fox, or raccoon. I'm a therian and these are some of my main theriotypes.

2: I rarely wear anything but jeans, converse (rainbow + black custom pride), and a black graphic T. Most of the time I just throw on jeans and say "skeleton shirt go brrr".

3: witch probably. But like the badass feminism witches not the old ones.

4:depressed queer middleschooler

5:normal milk because I'm not a psychopath (or have allergys)

6: cereal bc duh

7: either ratbucket, penis bees, or spleen consumption.

thankyou for the tag @preposterousray 🖤

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to) I think I would choose to be a bengal tiger because I have always resonated with them 🐅 <3

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

hm, a black singlet top, fishnet tights and black denim shorts with lace, hair in two spiky buns, eyeshadow and lipgloss, some bracelets and obviously my scoliosis brace but that is a mobility aid lol

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

I think either a witch (darkness, chaos, magic, freedom, and power, and animals, besides I’m already into witchery) and a vampire (turning into a bat, flying, supernatural powers, macabre)

what is your style?

idk man I love and admire both gothic fashion and punk-rock fashion. diy, scraps, lace, patches, studs, spikes, fishnets, jewellery, mesh, paint, safety pins, stockings, short skirts and shorts, crop tops, weird hairstyles and makeup, expressing individuality and rebellion and the macabre and unusual — and if I’m being formal then thrifted suit jackets and vampy curly updos ✨

regular milk or plant based milk?

regular milk 🥛

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

milk because I am a psychopath

nah I’m actually kidding I obviously put cereal first I just wanted to annoy whoever was reading this

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

pull one of their eyes out with my fingers, shove a handkerchief into their eye socket, and then throw them the fuck overboard a ship to drown in the unforgiving sea kaz brekker style

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TX2 IS COMING TO MY CITY ON TOUR HELP

(Very oblivious) brother: lady's first

Me: STRANGLE THE CHILD