Billford Shippers VS Fidauther Shippers

Self reminder

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AROACE OR LESBIAN

I have decided to return to the woods barefoot in the moonlight.

Someone ever say something, and you have to remind yourself that the average stranger does not infact find death threats funny.

No seriously why is ford all over Tumblr.

in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash

He would kill a CEO

I love thinking about the biggest real crimes and think about whether Stan Pines would do them.

like, I think Stan would be DB cooper, and he would be the Silk Road guy.

He wouldn’t do Theranos because he respects Ford to much to ruin his reputation in the scientific community.

He would fake discovering an element for clout.

He would shoot JFK, but purely for personal reasons.

All heists are definitely crimes Stan would do.

Stan would totally be a hacker, asking Ford to build him tools that make it easy.

Stan would in-fact be one of those bike phone snatchers in London.

Stan would ABSOLUTELY sell dodgy copper and carry around the complaints he got as a trophy.

Stan would steal the Mona Lisa.

he wouldn’t do any of the actually scary crimes, but it’s so funny to think about some of these events and replace the people doing them with Stan

please! Reblog with real crimes you think Stan would do!

They're wanting to change the definition of water to see which water would qualify under the Clean Water Act...I wish I was making this up.

What this means, in layman's terms, is that not all water or wetlands would be under environmental protections, so some could legally be dumped in, scraped out of, or otherwise harmed.

The comment period for this is pretty short (just a few days left!) so please submit comments asking for ALL water to be protected.

Intro post

Gender: demiboy / Genderfluid / transmask

Pronoun: he/they/it/thing

DNI: homphobes, transphobes, proshippers (specifically inc3st and abuse without reason or resolution), zoophiles (this is more of a do not live), irl incest, pedos, people who ship: billstan/ anything with minors or animals

Fandoms: gravity falls

Minor fandoms: dhmis, Stanley parable, dragon prince, Matt rose, Hazbin hotel, more to come

Btw I'm a minor so don't be a creep

HHIIII i saw your post about interaction, so i am here >:3

i was gonna add a drawing of my sona waving but i cannot (it's reasonable to disable images in asks don't feel bad about that, please)

I didn't even know I had that disabled XD allso thanks so much I'm terified of reaching out :,)

I have this really bad problem of constantly acting how other expect. This is currently an issue bc when I met my friends I was in a manic phase (bipolar) and am currently in a more down area. So not only do I have to overreact and be hypher around them, this bleeds over to my personal life. I'm typically a very introverted person with a few exceptions, but I have to act happy to talk to them an it so annoying! Like bro jst let me be emo :( bc my preferred style is earthy yet kind of emo, yk like therian kind of style. But I allso dress scenmo on occasion so I'm jst pretending like that's my mane style bc that's what they expect!