(Very Oblivious) Brother: Lady's First

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How I ship evrsingle "heterosexual" ship ever

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

@ no one bc I'm a lonely ass idiot

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

Could I not though

A dime a day keeps the dollar away

Mabel has a crippling Energy Drink addiction. She has about 5 monsters in a day. It’s to compensate for her undiagnosed ADHD.

Billford shippers VS fidauther shippers

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

Kinda bored, might overthrow the government later idk

Thinking about the fact I had to delete my old account, because one of my irl freinds scrolled so far through the billford tag (or was it fiddlestan) that they found one of my posts.

My dad was in Ohio for work, and he got back and this was our conversation

Me: dad how was Ohio

Dad: skibidi

Me: *cumples into a ball on the floor*