He Would Kill A CEO

Sorry to say but to me this is about fidauther

[looking at a canon/fan ship] yeah theres no romantic explanation for this sorryyy :3c people who are romantic dont look at each other like that wow they are such good friends/qpps!! do you think they hold hands and keep an eye out for each other and hug? do you think they text each other every day reminding each other to eat? childhood crushes to friends am i right :D

Why not

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

Chat I just had the most magical moment of my life.

Allso I think I found a portal

Allso allso, my feet hurt :(

I have decided to return to the woods barefoot in the moonlight.

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

Ask me any and all, I'm bored.

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

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Self reminder

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Billford shippers VS fidauther shippers

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

I keep bouncing between non functional gay ships to another non functional gay ship.

Like excuse me how have I gone from radiodust (don't ship that anymore), to billford, to maby possibly viran and arravos???

The contents of my stomach are trying to make there way out. Violently. From both ends.