Rip Boromir you would have loved closing the hood of a truck and saying “that’ll do it”
rip boromir you would have loved clicking the tongs twice
Had a really weird dream last night where I was in a black basalt cave with black volcanic sand and black water but the beach was full on gold and I was just like.. on my knees in the sand scrambling to pocket it as much of the gold as I could
I can still feel the sand and gold digging into my knees and the weight of my pockets against my thighs
I think I’m spreading too much time in the work shop 😭
Probably inhaling too much copper dust
I will never understand why everyone including myself keeps drawing Bilbo looking so ancient.
That is a twink.. or a mouse.. the jury is still out on that.
Self-reblog coz I think this one pretty drawing of Thorin deserves more attention I’m sorry
Reupload if coz one of his eyes was very wonky
But yeah, I think I’ve improved. This is post battle Thorin with all the scars
He’s such a handsome boy *said in the tone someone uses when talking to a cat*
I heard the forest isn’t the only place you see roots. Bleach imports must be slow.
It gets to a point
The shire is warm for most of ther year and when it’s cold is doesn’t drop far below seven degrees
Erebor is fucking cold. Temps drop to around minus fifteen.
Bilbo is not build for these conditions and nearly gets frost bite in the tips of his ears and his toes and Thorin panics and makes him little fur lined leather boots that are soft and flexible but still provide enough warmth to stop his toes falling off.
Bilbo also has to wear a hat and ties his hair back as it grows so he doesn’t realize how much his hair has grown by spring and when he takes the hat off Thorin is gawking
The fact that he would have been raised with fili and kili there constantly dragging him away on misadventures would have shaped him into a full blown menace, a fourth headache for Bilbo to run around after.
More Dwobbit Frodo concept art! I literally cant stop drawing him someone please send help 😭 I really missed this style after mostly drawing fully rendered art on digital, smooth lineart forever in my heart. Drawing this guy makes my style so inconsistent its wild lmfao. If you guys have any ideas or headcannons feel free to share them!
The last three were ideas given to me on discord by @belalubroski and @shujinkomononobe !
Elves yawn like snakes. Pass it on…
Saw someone else doing their Thorin headcanons so here are my Bilbo ones:
-Bilbo treats fili and kili like they’re children, this pleased thorin very much as he also sees them as wee pebbles
-Bilbo scolds all the young members of the party and they all stand there with their heads down mumbling apologies
-Thorin is mildy disturbed by the power Bilbo wields and often wonders how someone so paternal is not yet a father
-when the party finds out Bilbos actual age the entire party dynamic implodes for about three hours while they try to figure who this adult looking baby is on a quest with them and why Gandalf would do this to a child.
-Bilbo has to stand on a rock and explain to them that he is nearing in middle aged and is in fact a very respectable adult hobbit and not a dwarven child
-Kili starts calling Bilbo ‘baby boggins’ but when Bilbo catches him he very quickly rescinds this nickname for the sake of his ears while Bilbo will often pinch when he acts up.
-Bilbo brushed Fili and Kilis hair regularly, especially right before they arrive in any town or settlement (He’s pretty sure Kíli hissed at him once tho)
-Bilbo consoles Kili who is, by dwarven standards a wee bit of an uggo that his is very attractive by human standards and he shouldn’t feel bad, stating that is he were more clean shaven and cut his hair he would make a handsome hobbit (Thorin is appalled and begs his stupid impressionable nephew to not cut his hair)
-Fili likes Bilbo brushing his hair, unlike kili and often closes his eyes and has a little nap while the hobbit works
-Bilbo is confused why he can’t rebraid the boys hair, stating he used to braid his female friends hair when he was a sprout and the whole company is appalled that their sweet hobbit is such a scandalous little thing, courting so many women
Baby Frodo is ready for Thorin to take him to play outside while Bilbo gets some much needed alone time
(He’s in his ‘why’ phase)
All correct
it came to me in a dream
I’m actually a jeweler, I just love Bagginshield🥲18+ account, no terfs
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