Had A Really Weird Dream Last Night Where I Was In A Black Basalt Cave With Black Volcanic Sand And Black

WHY IS EVERYONE VOTING FOR EREBOR!??? YOU ALL JUST WANT TO SEE ME SUFFERING MAKING UP SOME INSANE REASON DONT YOU?

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS YOU GUYS

Okay quick poll for Avenge the Living chapter 2.

Where is Bilbo?

Hhhhnnnnggghhhhh my heart! My boy! Look at my boy!

Happy Gimli !

Bilbo: *staring hard between Thorin and Kili*

Bilbo: *realizing they have the exact same number of brain cells* oh no.. He’s stupid

Thorin: what?

Bilbo: What??

galadriel trying to see the sam and frodo’s progression on their journey with her foresight and instead watching sam tell frodo how much he loves him a million times over and them basically kissing every 0.004628 seconds:

I’d turn the other cheek but I’ve already used three and I’m saving the fourth for a special occasion

Please give me some Bagginshield requests

Sometimes I think about when I was a brand new baby my parents snuck me into a screening on LOTRs inside my mums jacket and one of my first baby memories is fucking Moria 💀

I thought of something really dumb

Everything in erebor is probably proportionately 1/4-1/5 larger then things in the shire and when bilbos cooking it’s hard for him to do a lot of stuff because the poor guy is already standing on a stool.

One night Bilbo yelps something angry and storms out of the kitchen and Thorin walks in to see a salad that has been flooded with oil because the bottle was too large for him to hold and it spilt.

After consoling his very sad hobbit and taking him to the night market to get a goat cheese salad and some chicken sewers to eat up on the ramparts and watch the stars. Thorin is looking at the gutter system to runs off the ramparts and jumps to his feet, kissing Bilbo on the head and then literally running through the kingdom to his smithy- and he makes an olive oil spout to screw onto the top of the bottle so there’s more controlled flow.

He presents it to Bilbo the next day.

Bilbo silently thinks he could have just gotten Thorin to funnel the oil into smaller bottles for him and still would have gotten to sleep with his husband last night but it is very nice, and it does work very well so he smiles and kisses Thorin and uses it for months before putting it onto a smaller bottle to continue using it.

Thorin a bit of autism I think, can’t see the forest because he’s hyper focused on one bush kinda vibes. I love that silly man.

I can’t😭 as an elder sibling myself I too have harassed my dear little brother under a weapon was drawn. Little rat -3-

Canon! Farin is implied to have an older sister so here's my new OC Orin!

The fucking scene where Thorin is really struck with dragon sickness and sounds like Smaug makes me so physically sick. Like my stomach HURTS. I need two paracetamol, a glass of room temperature water and maybe like half an hour laying in the paddock next to my house in the dark… agh.. so so so upsetting.