Elves Yawn Like Snakes. Pass It On…

No one talks about this but when you wear a hand full of heavy rings you can clack your fingers together and it’s very soothing, I do it a lot when I’m stressed, sometimes I just tap them together when my hands are clasped.

Well that was very nearing a BIG MISTAKE 💀

Is this just two New Zealand children?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Real-Time Fandub | TRAILER

Bad light.

More gold sick Thorin and his treasure

It better to look for crystals in the rain.

(When life feels shitty, take that time to appreciate the small good things you don’t normally pay attention to)

Fili and kili are babysitting but Fili has a mind to call it ‘baby bothering’ as Kíli takes great joy is teasing and fibbing to his littlest cousin when big bad Thorin isn’t around to protect his dwobbit son from his nonsense. But Frodo has all of Bilbos smarts and Thorins temper and has caught on to Kili’s games and learnt some very colorful gestures in the process.

(Though he may have learnt that particular one from Bilbo)

Bilbo you can’t just stare like that buddy..

tried some new brushes.. bilbo’s reaction as a bonus:

We have one tiny hobbit sized chair in the living room and we have so many people in the house my dad has to sit in it haha, good guy.

Also speaking of dads, I have to stop getting the same tattoos as him it’s really embarrassing 😭 but I want a sick as fuck raven too

The shire is warm for most of ther year and when it’s cold is doesn’t drop far below seven degrees

Erebor is fucking cold. Temps drop to around minus fifteen.

Bilbo is not build for these conditions and nearly gets frost bite in the tips of his ears and his toes and Thorin panics and makes him little fur lined leather boots that are soft and flexible but still provide enough warmth to stop his toes falling off.

Bilbo also has to wear a hat and ties his hair back as it grows so he doesn’t realize how much his hair has grown by spring and when he takes the hat off Thorin is gawking