MDZS Nie Brothers HC That Nie Huaisang Doesn’t Really Like Kids. He’s Never Wanted Kids For Himself

When I think of the teenage marauders I think of a clusterfuck of just all those cartoons that has the main characters going on wacky adventures every week. Like Scooby Doo, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Gravity Falls, The Owl House. Idk, I just imagine them getting into trouble and doing cartoon-y adventures. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve time traveled (especially since that’s a canon activity to do in the books).

Everyone’s always like glow up this, glow up that, but you know who’s glow-up we never talk about?

HIS!!!!

Like look how he started out

I totally want a de-aged Jason Todd fic where the batfam that didn’t know baby Jason meets him and absolutely falls in love with him and Bruce is an emotional mess along with Dick and Alfred because it’s baby Jason and they miss him but they know that baby Jason isn’t going to stay forever and they really want Jason back.

Remus’s mum was a hippie. Prove me wrong.

Remus and Sirius were young in Prisoner of Azkaban.

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?

Jason and Damian at a Barnes and Noble during Christmas:

Damian, approaching a table labeled “Fifty Shades of Sleigh”: Oh, look! Christmas books!

People at the Barnes and Nobel Starbucks: *staring*

Jason, grabbing Damian’s hand: Oh my God, no.

He would have been such a dad(tm)

Minato's first hold of his son.

The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.

Tim: family

Tim: I have an announcement

Bruce: Aren’t you in class?

Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?

Bruce: …

Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn

Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.

Tim: alright, family,

Tim: I am now in a relationship

Tim: I have grown up

Steph: congrats dude!

Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲

Jason: lol nice Timmy

Damian: who would date you???

Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???

Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames

Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.

Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious

Dick: were you trying to hide it?

Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it

Jason: who asked who out??

Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?

Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass

Cass: 👍🏽

Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother

Tim: wat

Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases

Tim: I’m not dating Kon

Bruce: excuse me?

Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed

Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school

Dick: …

Dick: what’s his vigilante name?

Tim: civilian.

Jason: his name is civilian?

Tim: No.

Tim: he is a civilian

Duke: you’re dating a civilian????

Tim: oh, now you respond!

Duke: i been reading the chat

Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?

Bruce: It’s difficult.

Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.

Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??

Jason: lol what