Jason And Damian At A Barnes And Noble During Christmas:

Why do you consider sasuke loving?he seems cold to me

He...literally can't stop himself from loving? Literally his whole struggle is trying to force himself to stop loving Naruto so he doesn't have to kill him for power and to prove that he doesn't need him, but he can't. Literally cannot stop himself. Sasuke's story is defined by his love. His love for his clan, for Naruto, for his brother. I'm...

I'm sorry anon I'm just floored by this ask. I can't list all the ways Sasuke is a loving person and is defined by love.

Unpopular (at least with my friends) opinion:

Is it just me or does MJ and Ned remembering Peter feel like a bit of a cop out if they do it in the (potential) next movie?

Like the studio took a gamble with making Peter Parker’s entire identity disappear, but for them to, like, pick and choose seems a little bit cheap.

And don’t get me wrong, I love Peter and Ned’s friendship and I love SpideyChelle as much as the next person. I just think that from a story telling perspective it’s a cop out.

Short King!Edward Elric x Tall, Buff Queen!Winry Rockbell

You’re not wrong.

I’ve come to the conclusion that James and Lilly are Minato x Kushina but in the Harry Potter world

Will Solace and his siblings have got to be some of the pettiest mf out there.

The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.

Tim: family

Tim: I have an announcement

Bruce: Aren’t you in class?

Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?

Bruce: …

Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn

Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.

Tim: alright, family,

Tim: I am now in a relationship

Tim: I have grown up

Steph: congrats dude!

Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲

Jason: lol nice Timmy

Damian: who would date you???

Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???

Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames

Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.

Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious

Dick: were you trying to hide it?

Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it

Jason: who asked who out??

Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?

Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass

Cass: 👍🏽

Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother

Tim: wat

Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases

Tim: I’m not dating Kon

Bruce: excuse me?

Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed

Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school

Dick: …

Dick: what’s his vigilante name?

Tim: civilian.

Jason: his name is civilian?

Tim: No.

Tim: he is a civilian

Duke: you’re dating a civilian????

Tim: oh, now you respond!

Duke: i been reading the chat

Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?

Bruce: It’s difficult.

Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.

Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??

Jason: lol what

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

… god I sound like an asshole right now, but something that always irks me is the fact that almost no one uses Lance’s canon family in fics!

Like he’s canonically the youngest of five children. He lives with his siblings, his parents, his grand parents, his sister-in-law and his niece and nephew.

His siblings and sister-in-law and niblings have names and stuff.

Tim Drake being a SKATER BOY

I find this so funny. Like I can definitely imagine Tim skating int battle and decking some goon in the face with his board. Also, I think it would be so funny if Bernard were to find out Tim is Robin by the way he skates just like Tim found out Dick was the first Robin because of the way he could flip. Like Bernard and Tim go on dates to the skate park and one day Robin saves Bernard and does a skate board trick that Bernard has seen Tim do multiple times and he’s just like “OMG TIM!?”

And Tim’s embarrassed that he got found out the same way that Dick got found out by him, so he just tells that family that he told Bernard.

Okay, so crack thought. I was reading a Reddit: AITA post and it was about this lady who named her baby after her ex and her husband found out and I just—

What if Remus and Tonks named Teddy ‘Sirius’ instead of Teddy and Tonks thinks it’s Remus naming their kid after his best friend and her cousin, but it’s actually Remus naming their kid after his dead ex.