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I literally CHOKED— oh my god

Everyone saying

"What if Will and Nico see Jason in the new book??"

Mf'er what if they see Lee or Micheal???

Everyone’s always like glow up this, glow up that, but you know who’s glow-up we never talk about?

HIS!!!!

Like look how he started out

JAY’S MARAUDERS ERA HEADCANONS PT 1:

James Potter & Remus Lupin

James and Remus = Pan/Bi solidarity

James definitely learned everything he knows about muggles from Remus. (Remus definitely told him some made-up shit to like: “muggles will always tip their hats, even if they aren’t wearing any, but only if they like you” and James gets sad the first few times he meets muggles because they never tip their hats at him.)

While James and Sirius are like brothers, James and Remus aren’t— they’re those type of best friends that flirt with each other constantly and they’re like: “By the time we’re thirty, if we haven’t gotten with Lily/Sirius, let’s get married.”

They make the dirtiest jokes.

Remus says he doesn’t like quidditch, but he just says it because then James gets really excited for the next game so he can prove to Remus that quidditch is an amazing sport.

They never fight. Like ever. Like they argue about stuff— “Trolls are cooler!” “No, Goblins are way cooler!”— but they never have real fights in which they’re both upset.

When Jily and Wolfstar both start dating James and Remus still flirt and hold hands and stuff and Lily and Sirius are like: “Our boyfriend are boyfriends.”

The only real fight they ever had was Remus calling himself a monster and other bad things after ‘The Prank’ and James was pissed at him for thinking of himself in that way.

James and Remus were each other’s first kiss.

When ever James practices asking Lily out, it’s always on Remus and he’ll grab something red, like a sweater or a pillowcase and put it on his hair to look like Lily. It’s a whole show with voices and everything.

Sometimes, when I’m upset, I read fanfics. Specifically from Fanfiction.Net because I can make myself laugh most of the time.

It’s very rare that I find a quality fic on FF.Net.

I don’t care how nerdy or weird Stiles was in season one— how did no one openly have a crush on him!?

I’ve met a lot of weird-ass pretty mf in my life time. Literally all of them had bitches.

Hot take: Remus Lupin is a cat person, but cats aren’t too fond of him because of his lycanthropy.

Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh

Sarada: whats up, Metal?

Metal: my dad.

Sarada: it can't be that bad.

Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?

Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.

Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?

So, uh, Derek’s a DILF now???????

Bat kids age order:

Babs (she’s an honorary kid)

Dick

Cass

Jason

Steph (she’s an honorary kid too)

Tim

Duke

Damian