Remus And Sirius Were Young In Prisoner Of Azkaban.

Tbh I would rehome the child too

james: lils love we need to talk. i think harry’s allergic to the cat.

lily: oh god, well we’ll have to look into rehoming. i’m sure sirius and remus would love to have him! sirius was talking about wanting one yesterday!!

james: oh wow alright well i’ll give them a call later then.

*later on - james on the phone to sirius*

james: alright pads? turns out the baby’s allergic to the cat. you have an extra bedroom right?

lily: james darling, rehome the cat, not the child.

james: ohhhhhhhhh

sirius: *muffled cackling*

On one hand, the idea of Alfred Pennyworth being the blandest of white people when it comes to food is funny as heck.

On the other, the idea of Alfred Pennyworth being the grandfather that like tries really hard to learn what his grandkids like and cook them their favorite meal to perfection, makes my dead little heart flutter.

Do you ever wonder if Shen Yuan misses indoor plumbing?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Broke: Remus and James dated

Woke: They both had crushes on each other but they were just crushes that went nowhere

Bespoke: Remus and James fake dated and everyone thought that they were an amazing couple and were sad when they broke up

Episode three of Naruto when Sakura looks at Sasuke dead in the eyes and says “You know why [Naruto]’s so annoying? It’s because he wasn’t raised right. He doesn’t have a mother or father. No one to teach him right from wrong. Think about it, he just does whatever comes into his head.” And she goes on to say that if she acted like Naruto her parents would be upset. Like I get that she’s twelve, but to say that about an orphan to the face of another orphan is fucked.

Will Solace is a fucking asshole.

AU where Wei Wuxian’s parents were on the same night-hunt that Wen Rohan used to sabotage Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang’s father when they died.

I feel like people forget the fact that Johnny Cade was cannonicaly a bit of a sassy bastard.

… will solace is a good singer.

I really wish that Dylan O’Brien is pulling an Andrew Garfield on this movie, but at the same time I don’t because like— good for him, living out his slut era in peace.