Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh
Sarada: whats up, Metal?
Metal: my dad.
Sarada: it can't be that bad.
Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?
Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.
Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.
Why do you consider sasuke loving?he seems cold to me
He...literally can't stop himself from loving? Literally his whole struggle is trying to force himself to stop loving Naruto so he doesn't have to kill him for power and to prove that he doesn't need him, but he can't. Literally cannot stop himself. Sasuke's story is defined by his love. His love for his clan, for Naruto, for his brother. I'm...
I'm sorry anon I'm just floored by this ask. I can't list all the ways Sasuke is a loving person and is defined by love.
Season 3 Epsiode 15: EDDIE BEGINS
When Bobby chooses to send Chimney after Eddie in the hole and Buck says that he should be the one to go down there AND THEN HEN SAYS— and I quote, “We don’t need another cut line.”
OH MY GOD?
Sirius: glasses are so unattractive
James: damn bitch I'm just trying to see
I don’t care how nerdy or weird Stiles was in season one— how did no one openly have a crush on him!?
I’ve met a lot of weird-ass pretty mf in my life time. Literally all of them had bitches.
Do you ever see a batfamily artist that is just SO GOOD. Like the art is great, the mini comics are great. Its fun its beautiful its famil and then you get hit with sudden jaytim, dickjay, timdami, fuckin BRUJAY
And then you like cry because the art was so good but INCEST isn’t cute
Dick: You know that there is nothing you could say that we will get mad at.
Tim, panicking: Yeah, yeah. I know that.
Jason: there is very clearly some stuff you can say that we will get mad at. Don’t believe him. He’s a liar.
Damian: I get mad at you for even breathing. I don’t know what you expect.
Tim, inhaling deeply: You know how I broke up with Bernard so I could date Kon again?
Dick: Absoluetly. Yeah.
Jason, nodding: That was very hard for you.
Tim, nodding also: Yeah, that actually never happened.
Dick: What do you mean?
Tim: I’m still dating Bernard.
Dick: What do you mean?
Tim: I’m dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.
Damian, absolutely cracking up.
Jason, staring blankly.
Dick: But Bernard is gone.
Tim, shaking his head.
Dick: What do you mean?
Tim: He’s not gone.
Jason, snickering with Damian. Both of them dying.
Dick: So you broke up with Kon—
Tim: I didn’t break up with either of them.
Dick: What do you mean?
Tim: You process this however you need to process this. If you want to keep talking it out—
Dick, grabbing Tim by the shoulders: Which one are you dating?
Tim: Both.
Jason and Damian rolling on the ground.
Dick, shaking Tim: Are you dating Kon?
Tim: I’m dating Kon.
Dick, still shaking Tim: Are you dating Bernard?
Tim: Yes.
Jason, wheezing: How do you do that?
Tim: They made me choose!
Dick: You have to choose!
Jason and Damian still choking.
Dick: You can’t have both men!
Tim: What was I supposed to do?
Dick: What, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?!
Jason and Damian wheezing: …
Tim: …
Dick: You get one boyfriend!
Tim, looking down at his shoes: …
Dick: That’s the way the world works!
Tim: Why!?
Dick, shaking his head: I don’t know.
Tim: I feel terrible about this. I don’t know what to do.
Dick: How could you do this to Kon?
Tim: I don’t know, I feel really badly about it!
Jason, slapping Damian’s back: In your little brain, how do you see this playing out?
Tim: I see it playing out badly.
Damian, wheezing again.
Tim: I see it playing out very, very badly. But you know what, I just… I want to thank you though. Just for being here for me.
Dick: No.
Tim: And for listening to me.
Dick: We’re not listening to you and we’re not here for you.
Tim, ignoring him: Because now we’re in this together.
Dick, pointing: We’re not in this together. And we’re not listening and we’re not being there, so stop telling us things!
Jason and Damian, still cracking up.
Dick, shaking his hands: What do you want me to do with this information!?
Tim: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody,
Dick: I can’t.
Tim: Get it off your chest,
Dick: I can’t.
Tim: You know what I mean?
Dick, crossing his arms: Who? Who would I tell?
Tim: Well, certainly not Bruce. Maybe Wally.
Dick: …
Tim: Don’t ever tell Bruce.
I headcanon that Bruce and Jason like a lot of the same foods. Jason absolutely hates it.
Okay, but like we all agree that Remus fucking Lupin was just as dramatic, if not more so, than Sirius and James, right?
But like in a cool type of way where you only notice it because how is someone that freaking flashy???
There was a disgusting lack of people acknowledging that Remus was close to James and Lily in canon.
(I’m talking about characters acknowledging this)
JKR sucks hella
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