Hot Take: Remus Lupin Is A Cat Person, But Cats Aren’t Too Fond Of Him Because Of His Lycanthropy.

Dick: You know that there is nothing you could say that we will get mad at.

Tim, panicking: Yeah, yeah. I know that.

Jason: there is very clearly some stuff you can say that we will get mad at. Don’t believe him. He’s a liar.

Damian: I get mad at you for even breathing. I don’t know what you expect.

Tim, inhaling deeply: You know how I broke up with Bernard so I could date Kon again?

Dick: Absoluetly. Yeah.

Jason, nodding: That was very hard for you.

Tim, nodding also: Yeah, that actually never happened.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m still dating Bernard.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.

Damian, absolutely cracking up.

Jason, staring blankly.

Dick: But Bernard is gone.

Tim, shaking his head.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: He’s not gone.

Jason, snickering with Damian. Both of them dying.

Dick: So you broke up with Kon—

Tim: I didn’t break up with either of them.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: You process this however you need to process this. If you want to keep talking it out—

Dick, grabbing Tim by the shoulders: Which one are you dating?

Tim: Both.

Jason and Damian rolling on the ground.

Dick, shaking Tim: Are you dating Kon?

Tim: I’m dating Kon.

Dick, still shaking Tim: Are you dating Bernard?

Tim: Yes.

Jason, wheezing: How do you do that?

Tim: They made me choose!

Dick: You have to choose!

Jason and Damian still choking.

Dick: You can’t have both men!

Tim: What was I supposed to do?

Dick: What, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?!

Jason and Damian wheezing: …

Tim: …

Dick: You get one boyfriend!

Tim, looking down at his shoes: …

Dick: That’s the way the world works!

Tim: Why!?

Dick, shaking his head: I don’t know.

Tim: I feel terrible about this. I don’t know what to do.

Dick: How could you do this to Kon?

Tim: I don’t know, I feel really badly about it!

Jason, slapping Damian’s back: In your little brain, how do you see this playing out?

Tim: I see it playing out badly.

Damian, wheezing again.

Tim: I see it playing out very, very badly. But you know what, I just… I want to thank you though. Just for being here for me.

Dick: No.

Tim: And for listening to me.

Dick: We’re not listening to you and we’re not here for you.

Tim, ignoring him: Because now we’re in this together.

Dick, pointing: We’re not in this together. And we’re not listening and we’re not being there, so stop telling us things!

Jason and Damian, still cracking up.

Dick, shaking his hands: What do you want me to do with this information!?

Tim: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: Get it off your chest,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: You know what I mean?

Dick, crossing his arms: Who? Who would I tell?

Tim: Well, certainly not Bruce. Maybe Wally.

Dick: …

Tim: Don’t ever tell Bruce.

Tim, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Kon, this is my boyfriend, Bernard.

Bernard: Hi!

Tim: Bernard, this is my best friend Kon.

Kon, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …

Kon: Hi.

As much as I love Blue Exorcist, I had to leave the fandom because too many damn people ship Rin and Yukio as more than brothers. It was my same problem with the Thundermans.

I really wish that Dylan O’Brien is pulling an Andrew Garfield on this movie, but at the same time I don’t because like— good for him, living out his slut era in peace.

I just upset myself.

Andrew Garfield is 38.

The same age that Remus died. 😭😭😭

I like the fact that Percy Jackson made me think of Chiron as one of those sweater vest wearing English teachers, but then Song of Achilles made think of him as a buff dude and now I think of him as the very rare buff sweater vest wearing English teacher.

You’re not wrong.

I’ve come to the conclusion that James and Lilly are Minato x Kushina but in the Harry Potter world

I headcanon that Bruce and Jason like a lot of the same foods. Jason absolutely hates it.

Okay, so sad sad headcanon— Mary MacDonald obligated herself and now she’s like living a normal life away from magic and all that stuff.

Is it wrong of me to want to see Jason in his old clothes?

I love his new clothes too, don’t get me wrong, but there’s just something about Jason Todd wearing fancy sweaters.

LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIS PANTS!