Buck, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Eddie, this is my boyfriend, Tommy.
Tommy: Hi!
Buck: Tommy, this is my best friend Eddie.
Eddie, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …
Eddie: Hi.
Bat kids age order:
Babs (she’s an honorary kid)
Dick
Cass
Jason
Steph (she’s an honorary kid too)
Tim
Duke
Damian
Hot Take that’s not actually a Hot Take:
Sirius and James had that type of friendship where everything they say either starts or ends with ‘bro’.
James and Remus had that type of friendship where they like graphically flirt with each other and nobody can tell wether they’re together or not.
I just upset myself.
Andrew Garfield is 38.
The same age that Remus died. 😭😭😭
I don’t care how nerdy or weird Stiles was in season one— how did no one openly have a crush on him!?
I’ve met a lot of weird-ass pretty mf in my life time. Literally all of them had bitches.
I find the idea of Dick just being so much older than the other batkids so funny. Like if he stops being Robin at sixteen or seventeen and Bruce brings in a nine or ten year old Jason and for a while thats their dynamic. College bro and fifth grade baby bro. Thats so funny to me. Or like Jason big and buff and scary and gives off twenty something vibes and Tim and Steph forget that he’s literally a little over a year older than both of them. Or arguments between Cass and Jay about who is older and Cass just claims herself as Big Sister for no reason other than because she wants too.
Just old Dick and Babs with siblings nearly a decade or more younger than them. I think thats funny.
James Potter is the type of person who desperately needs glasses but he never wears them. He has them, but they’re always hanging from his collar or stuffed in his pocket and those things are dusty as hell and smudged like no tomorrow. He’s the type of person to sit in class and squint at the board until someone (Remus, Sirius, or Peter) smacks his shoulder and goes “glasses”. And he’ll be like “oh yeah!” And pull it the nastiest glasses you’ve ever seen, give them a quick scrub down with his shirt and put them on and proceed to ace the class.
Lily has cleaned his glasses before, but James somehow always gets them back to their dusty ass condition within a day or two.
Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh
Sarada: whats up, Metal?
Metal: my dad.
Sarada: it can't be that bad.
Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?
Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.
Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.
I really wish that Dylan O’Brien is pulling an Andrew Garfield on this movie, but at the same time I don’t because like— good for him, living out his slut era in peace.
#letRemusLupinbeasugarbaby2022
I'm actually pretty over the concept of Remus feeling "guilty" when he takes money or support from James or Sirius. Or him being too proud to accept help and "wanting" to work. Especially watching him struggle with poverty or unstable housing as a result...like no he's using their money. James is his sugar daddy and it's great.
Remus is a chronically ill, disabled, queer, anticapitalist. If he's got rich friends, he's taking their money, no questions asked. Literally that's what money is for. He's out here helping other werewolves find good sugar daddies honestly. Remus deserves not to work a single day in his entire life. He deserves a comfortable, easy life where his only concern is staying as rested and healthy as he can, cause that's hard enough.
Robin, in his dairy: Day 3, the cold is unbearable. For the first time in my life, I actually considered wearing pants. Desperate times indeed… :(
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