Hot Take That’s Not Actually A Hot Take:

Hes the type of guy that thinks he’s a top

I have a very important question for ya'll.

Was Achilles a top or a bottom?

I have been debating with my friend on this one for awhile and need expert opinions.

Buck, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Eddie, this is my boyfriend, Tommy.

Tommy: Hi!

Buck: Tommy, this is my best friend Eddie.

Eddie, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …

Eddie: Hi.

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

Uptown Girl by Billy Joel is the perfect JILY song EVER.

(in my humble opinion)

And we all know that our beautiful uptown girl is James Fleamont Potter. Lily Evans is his downtown guy.

Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh

Sarada: whats up, Metal?

Metal: my dad.

Sarada: it can't be that bad.

Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?

Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.

Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.

Imagine in the solangelo book, Nico and Will in the underworld running into Lee and Michael.

You know what I love about headcanons?

They can be as ridiculous as you want and nobody can tell you anything.

Whose to tell me that Marco McClain from Voltron isn’t some super cool secret hit man who taught Lance how to shoot for shits and giggles with a paintball gun or something.

Whose to tell me that Remus Lupin didn’t travel the world for a little bit drifter style to distract from his depressing feelings of loneliness.

Whose to tell me that Drew Tanaka and Will Solace aren’t bestfriends and hype eachother up.

On one hand, the idea of Alfred Pennyworth being the blandest of white people when it comes to food is funny as heck.

On the other, the idea of Alfred Pennyworth being the grandfather that like tries really hard to learn what his grandkids like and cook them their favorite meal to perfection, makes my dead little heart flutter.

Okay, Young Justice, but everytime Dick is in civvies he wears these:

I was watching trolls 3 and I realized Branch and his brothers all have duller colors then when they were younger. Which can’t really be said about the other pop trolls because we see baby poppy and little cooper and they’re both the same colors as babies and as adults. And for the other adult trolls, even the old ones like King Peppy, they’re all still really vibrant compared to Branch and his brothers.