James Potter Is The Type Of Person Who Desperately Needs Glasses But He Never Wears Them. He Has Them,

James Potter is the type of person who desperately needs glasses but he never wears them. He has them, but they’re always hanging from his collar or stuffed in his pocket and those things are dusty as hell and smudged like no tomorrow. He’s the type of person to sit in class and squint at the board until someone (Remus, Sirius, or Peter) smacks his shoulder and goes “glasses”. And he’ll be like “oh yeah!” And pull it the nastiest glasses you’ve ever seen, give them a quick scrub down with his shirt and put them on and proceed to ace the class.

Lily has cleaned his glasses before, but James somehow always gets them back to their dusty ass condition within a day or two.

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2 years ago

#letRemusLupinbeasugarbaby2022

I'm actually pretty over the concept of Remus feeling "guilty" when he takes money or support from James or Sirius. Or him being too proud to accept help and "wanting" to work. Especially watching him struggle with poverty or unstable housing as a result...like no he's using their money. James is his sugar daddy and it's great.

Remus is a chronically ill, disabled, queer, anticapitalist. If he's got rich friends, he's taking their money, no questions asked. Literally that's what money is for. He's out here helping other werewolves find good sugar daddies honestly. Remus deserves not to work a single day in his entire life. He deserves a comfortable, easy life where his only concern is staying as rested and healthy as he can, cause that's hard enough.

2 years ago

Hes the type of guy that thinks he’s a top

I have a very important question for ya'll.

Was Achilles a top or a bottom?

I have been debating with my friend on this one for awhile and need expert opinions.


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2 years ago

You know what’s cringe?

People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).

But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!

It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)

Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”

“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)

Its so awkward to read those.

Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.

Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”

Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.

Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.

Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)


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1 year ago

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again; the hyper feminization of Sirius Black feels gross no matter how pretty people make him.

And then when someone makes Remus feminized, people freak out.

It’s a gross double standard.


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2 years ago

It does… I now present you with conchell (Connor Stoll x Mitchell [no last name given])

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?


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2 years ago

Unpopular (at least with my friends) opinion:

Is it just me or does MJ and Ned remembering Peter feel like a bit of a cop out if they do it in the (potential) next movie?

Like the studio took a gamble with making Peter Parker’s entire identity disappear, but for them to, like, pick and choose seems a little bit cheap.

And don’t get me wrong, I love Peter and Ned’s friendship and I love SpideyChelle as much as the next person. I just think that from a story telling perspective it’s a cop out.


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2 years ago

Merlin: You’re back? What’s up?

Arthur, freaking out: I was literally just dead, Merlin.

Merlin: Death is a social construct.


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2 years ago

Bernard, pitching a theory to Tim and his family: … therefore, since Batman and Bruce Wayne clearly having something going on, Batman has to be Clark Kent, because he and Bruce Wayne are pretty flirty.

Bats: …

Tim, loving to see his boyfriend excited and loving to cause chaos: Okay, fair enough, but where does Superman fall into this?

Bernard, literally vibrating: okay so—


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