Why do pretty much all Jason Todd artists ship jason x batfamily members???? 😭😭😭
You know what I love about headcanons?
They can be as ridiculous as you want and nobody can tell you anything.
Whose to tell me that Marco McClain from Voltron isn’t some super cool secret hit man who taught Lance how to shoot for shits and giggles with a paintball gun or something.
Whose to tell me that Remus Lupin didn’t travel the world for a little bit drifter style to distract from his depressing feelings of loneliness.
Whose to tell me that Drew Tanaka and Will Solace aren’t bestfriends and hype eachother up.
Bernard, pitching a theory to Tim and his family: … therefore, since Batman and Bruce Wayne clearly having something going on, Batman has to be Clark Kent, because he and Bruce Wayne are pretty flirty.
Bats: …
Tim, loving to see his boyfriend excited and loving to cause chaos: Okay, fair enough, but where does Superman fall into this?
Bernard, literally vibrating: okay so—
AU where Wen Qing and Nie Mingjue were betrothed like Jiang Yanili and Jin Zixuan, but after Wen Rhoan basically kills Nie Mingjue’s father, the Nie elders— or whoever is incharge at that point before Nie Mingjue becomes clan leader— decide to end the engagement.
Childhood sweethearts to unwilling enemies :(( 💔
When I think of the teenage marauders I think of a clusterfuck of just all those cartoons that has the main characters going on wacky adventures every week. Like Scooby Doo, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Gravity Falls, The Owl House. Idk, I just imagine them getting into trouble and doing cartoon-y adventures. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve time traveled (especially since that’s a canon activity to do in the books).
The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.
Tim: family
Tim: I have an announcement
Bruce: Aren’t you in class?
Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?
Bruce: …
Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn
Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.
Tim: alright, family,
Tim: I am now in a relationship
Tim: I have grown up
Steph: congrats dude!
Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲
Jason: lol nice Timmy
Damian: who would date you???
Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???
Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames
Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.
Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious
Dick: were you trying to hide it?
Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it
Jason: who asked who out??
Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?
Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass
Cass: 👍🏽
Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother
Tim: wat
Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases
Tim: I’m not dating Kon
Bruce: excuse me?
Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed
Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school
Dick: …
Dick: what’s his vigilante name?
Tim: civilian.
Jason: his name is civilian?
Tim: No.
Tim: he is a civilian
Duke: you’re dating a civilian????
Tim: oh, now you respond!
Duke: i been reading the chat
Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?
Bruce: It’s difficult.
Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.
Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??
Jason: lol what
Lance’s VA can sing. Therefore Lance can sing.
Remus’s mum was a hippie. Prove me wrong.
Will Solace and his siblings have got to be some of the pettiest mf out there.
Johnny: [sees a ladybug]
Johnny: [tips hat] ma'am
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